integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ I know what you've done.)
Crowley ([personal profile] integrity) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-08-18 04:10 pm

25 [Anonymous Text]

[Crowley is bored. Seriously bored. And when Crowley is bored, bad things usually happen.

This is one of those things.

Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]




This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.

Don't you have something to get off your chest?

Comment away and let people know how you really feel.

Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?

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ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of like [community profile] acj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)
edge_of_nothing: (Julian: Sorta Dead)

DC

[personal profile] edge_of_nothing 2012-08-27 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
> oh :(
> Julian stays close for ACTION(DARKNESS_CORRIDOR)traveling
> stays within 0.67 meter radius
> strange way to travel
> darkness

> ......
> y
> movies
> I would like to see a movie, love

> love: (3) irrelevant for obvious reasons
> love: (3) important to them mostly?
> NVs =/= humanoid sentients

> L–
> _____________________-_______
> INPUT UPDATE:
> ACTION(*BLUSH*???)
capax_infiniti: (ramadas - smiling at the good mouth)

DC

[personal profile] capax_infiniti 2012-08-27 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
>>> ........ unit does not understand necessity of such travel
>>> ........ unit does not question MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001)'s desires

>>> ........ unit admits lack of knowledge of what "a movie" entails
>>> ........ watching moving pictures?
>>> ........ everything is moving pictures
>>> ........ will go anyway :D

>>> ........ obvious reasons?
>>> ........ unit does not understand reference
>>> ........ unit is aware of inferiority to humanoid sentients
>>> ........ NV is tool
>>> ........ unit R.A.M.A.D.A.S is MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001)'s tool

>>> ........ ???
>>> ........ did unit create syntax error?
>>> ... unrecognized input type "_____________________-_______"
>>> ........ JULIAN requires diagnostics?
>>> ........ unit will cease communication if causing malfunction :(
>>> ........ unit is sorry, JULIAN :(
edge_of_nothing: (Julian: I AM JULIAN 8D)

DC

[personal profile] edge_of_nothing 2012-08-27 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
> small REBOOT
> __--_______----
> DONe
> RESUMING...

> It's okay!
> Julian will be fine!
> Julian needs updates

> we can go to the movies!
> we can go to the zoo!
> we can go lots of places!
capax_infiniti: (ramadas - smiling at the good mouth)

DC

[personal profile] capax_infiniti 2012-08-27 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
>>> ......... JULIAN is running on out-of-date software?
>>> ......... :( :( :(
>>> ......... ask MASTER(XEMNAS001) for appropriate upgrade :(

>>> ......... unit wants to go to all of the places with JULIAN!!! :D :D :D
edge_of_nothing: (Julian: ???)

DC

[personal profile] edge_of_nothing 2012-08-27 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
> Julian hasn't updated since
> keeps ignoring update notifications
> bad Julian :x
> will ask MASTER(XEMNAS001)
> /noted

> ALL THE PLACES!111!!! :D :D :D
> ♥♥♥
capax_infiniti: (ramadas - smiling at the good mouth)

Re: DC

[personal profile] capax_infiniti 2012-08-27 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
>>> ........ JULIAN should be more diligent with upgrades
>>> ........ upgrades keep system running smoothly
>>> ........ please be careful, JULIAN :( :( :(
>>> ........ unit has.....
>>> ........
>>> ........ worries for JULIAN :( :( :(

>>> ........ use of 1 = emphatic?

>>> ♥♥♥
edge_of_nothing: (Julian: ???)

DC

[personal profile] edge_of_nothing 2012-08-27 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
> ...Worry?
> R.A.M.A.D.A.S. worried over me(JULIAN)?
> ...
> ...
> PRIORITY UPDATE: upgrade software
> let MASTER(XEMNAS001) know
> JULIAN will have to go soon if he does this, tho :(

> ...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
capax_infiniti: (ramadas - smiling at the good mouth)

DC

[personal profile] capax_infiniti 2012-08-27 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
>>> worry: (1) To feel uneasy or concerned about something; be troubled.
>>> ....... this is relevnat to unit's feeling
>>> ....... is this incorrect feeling to have in this situation?
>>> ....... unit will have to go soon as well
>>> ....... ARCANE UPLINK has been disengaged for some time
>>> ....... MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001) may have already taken notice :(

>>> ....... schedule another time for communication?

>>> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
edge_of_nothing: (Julian: I AM JULIAN 8D)

DC

[personal profile] edge_of_nothing 2012-08-27 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
> understood
> very relevant
> here: feeling_OK

> MASTER(S) notice lots of things :(
> more communications anytime!
> communication_OK

> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
capax_infiniti: (ramadas - smiling at the good mouth)

DC

[personal profile] capax_infiniti 2012-08-28 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
>>> ........ okay!
>>> ........ unit is happy
>>> ........ JULIAN take care please!

>>> ........ unit will wait for JULIAN......

>>> ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥
edge_of_nothing: (Julian: Sorta Dead)

DC -> Feed End

[personal profile] edge_of_nothing 2012-08-28 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
> Okay!
> Julian will take care!
> R.A.M.A.D.A.S. take care too!

> ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥

> /endfeed


[And an hour or so later after disconnecting, Julian finds himself lying on top of Xemnas' desk, wistfully sighing digitized sighs of happiness.

Xemnas, on the other hand, eyes the NV with an arched brow. He definitely needs to check on the device's hardware sometime.]