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[Crowley is bored. Seriously bored. And when Crowley is bored, bad things usually happen.
This is one of those things.
Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]
This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.
Don't you have something to get off your chest?
Comment away and let people know how you really feel.
Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?
LINKS
[ Namedropping ] [ Best/Worst Couples ] [ Love Threadsomeone got confused ]
ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of likeacj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)
This is one of those things.
Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]
This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.
Don't you have something to get off your chest?
Comment away and let people know how you really feel.
Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?
LINKS
[ Namedropping ] [ Best/Worst Couples ] [ Love Thread
ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of like
acj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)
DC
>>> ........ unit does not understand necessity of such travel
>>> ........ unit does not question MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001)'s desires
>>> ........ unit admits lack of knowledge of what "a movie" entails
>>> ........ watching moving pictures?
>>> ........ everything is moving pictures
>>> ........ will go anyway :D
>>> ........ obvious reasons?
>>> ........ unit does not understand reference
>>> ........ unit is aware of inferiority to humanoid sentients
>>> ........ NV is tool
>>> ........ unit R.A.M.A.D.A.S is MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001)'s tool
>>> ........ ???
>>> ........ did unit create syntax error?
>>> ... unrecognized input type "_____________________-_______"
>>> ........ JULIAN requires diagnostics?
>>> ........ unit will cease communication if causing malfunction :(
>>> ........ unit is sorry, JULIAN :(
DC
> __--_______----
> DONe
> RESUMING...
> It's okay!
> Julian will be fine!
> Julian needs updates
> we can go to the movies!
> we can go to the zoo!
> we can go lots of places!
DC
>>> ......... JULIAN is running on out-of-date software?
>>> ......... :( :( :(
>>> ......... ask MASTER(XEMNAS001) for appropriate upgrade :(
>>> ......... unit wants to go to all of the places with JULIAN!!! :D :D :D
DC
> keeps ignoring update notifications
> bad Julian :x
> will ask MASTER(XEMNAS001)
> /noted
> ALL THE PLACES!111!!! :D :D :D
> ♥♥♥
Re: DC
>>> ........ JULIAN should be more diligent with upgrades
>>> ........ upgrades keep system running smoothly
>>> ........ please be careful, JULIAN :( :( :(
>>> ........ unit has.....
>>> ........
>>> ........ worries for JULIAN :( :( :(
>>> ........ use of 1 = emphatic?
>>> ♥♥♥
DC
> R.A.M.A.D.A.S. worried over me(JULIAN)?
> ...
> ...
> PRIORITY UPDATE: upgrade software
> let MASTER(XEMNAS001) know
> JULIAN will have to go soon if he does this, tho :(
> ...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DC
>>> worry: (1) To feel uneasy or concerned about something; be troubled.
>>> ....... this is relevnat to unit's feeling
>>> ....... is this incorrect feeling to have in this situation?
>>> ....... unit will have to go soon as well
>>> ....... ARCANE UPLINK has been disengaged for some time
>>> ....... MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001) may have already taken notice :(
>>> ....... schedule another time for communication?
>>> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DC
> very relevant
> here: feeling_OK
> MASTER(S) notice lots of things :(
> more communications anytime!
> communication_OK
> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DC
>>> ........ okay!
>>> ........ unit is happy
>>> ........ JULIAN take care please!
>>> ........ unit will wait for JULIAN......
>>> ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥
DC -> Feed End
> Julian will take care!
> R.A.M.A.D.A.S. take care too!
> ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥
> /endfeed
[And an hour or so later after disconnecting, Julian finds himself lying on top of Xemnas' desk, wistfully sighing digitized sighs of happiness.
Xemnas, on the other hand, eyes the NV with an arched brow. He definitely needs to check on the device's hardware sometime.]