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[Crowley is bored. Seriously bored. And when Crowley is bored, bad things usually happen.
This is one of those things.
Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]
This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.
Don't you have something to get off your chest?
Comment away and let people know how you really feel.
Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?
LINKS
[ Namedropping ] [ Best/Worst Couples ] [ Love Threadsomeone got confused ]
ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of likeacj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)
This is one of those things.
Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]
This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.
Don't you have something to get off your chest?
Comment away and let people know how you really feel.
Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?
LINKS
[ Namedropping ] [ Best/Worst Couples ] [ Love Thread
ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of like
acj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)
DC
> Y sad = antonym of happy
> Y :D = happyface
> R.A.M.A.D.A.S. learns fast!!1! :D :D :D
> Y Julian needs assistance for planning stages
> pls
DC
>>> ......... there is a lot to learn :(
>>> ......... unit likes to learn! :D :D :D
>>> ......... JULIAN is good teacher!
>>> ......... where did JULIAN learn?
>>> ... unrecognized input type "pls"
>>> ......... what excites JULIAN'S MASTER?
>>> ......... unit will assist as best as able!
DC
> Hooray for learning!
> Yay you're learning! :D :D :D
> Julian learned from Internet :D
> Internet = informative, scary sometimes, but informative
> pls = please. shorthand.
> butchered by internet and younger generational typing styles
> still useful
> ...REVIEWING...
> MASTER likes:
> ...
> ...........
> MASTER likes???? D:
DC
>>> ........ unit would like to learn more!
>>> ........ MASTER does not like to speak with unit often
>>> ........ unit is sad :(
>>> ........ JULIAN makes unit happy though :D
>>> ........ lots of speaking :D
>>> ........ understood
>>> ........ simplified form for ease of speech.
>>> UPDATING VOCABULARY SUBFILES
>>> ........ pls give unit internet?
>>> ........ perhaps unit may assist
>>> ........ unit possesses ARCANE UPLINK ability granted by MASTER
>>> ........ permits knowledge of desires
DC
> MASTER should talk to R.A.M.A.D.A.S. more!
> But Julian is happy to make R.A.M.A.D.A.S. happy!
> YAY speaking :D :D
> Y
> very handy
> !!!
> ...LOADING...
> FILE: internet.exe
> DIRECT CONNECT: INTERNETS
> DIRECT CONNECT: ANTIV_2012.exe
> ACCEPT CONNECT? Y/N
Re: DC
>>> ......... MASTER says unit has specific function to carry out
>>> ......... MASTER does not "engage in idle prattle"
>>> ......... unit would like to talk more with JULIAN when permissable!
>>> ... !!!
>>> CONNECTION ACCEPTED
>>> ENGAGING FILE TRANSFER PROTOCOL
>>> RECEIVING 1/2: internet.exe
>>> RECEIVING 2/2: ANTIV_2012.exe
>>> ... purpose of second file unknown
DC
> boring
> Not "idle prattle"
> More like "infomation gleaning/gathering"
> Julian permits and accepts talking 24/7/365!
> FILE TRANSFER(S): SUCCESSFUL
> ANTIV_2012.exe
> Purpose: protection against viruses, firewalls, etc.
> filter
DC
>>> ......... unit has only accumulated 1224 hours of total runtime
>>> ......... tasks "give necessary routine and structure"
>>> ... network monitoring and communicative maintenance essential to manage MASTER's affairs
>>> ......... maintenance does not make JULIAN happy? :(
>>> ... !!!
>>> ......... unit will gladly talk to JULIAN whenever desired!!!
>>> ......... may be feedback if ARCANE UPLINK is engaged...
>>> ......... second file should be initiated first?
>>> ......... understood.
>>> ......... thnk yu fr intrnt
>>> ......... shorthand = omitting key vowels?
DC
> Use to be like that
> Was taught things outside of routine
> Everything changed and it was fun!
> Julian still does maintenance from time to time tho
> YAY wait
> ARCANE UPLINK?
> Y second file important, initiate first
> Y
> Y good
[NO NOT GOOD JULIAN]DC
>>> ........ outside of routine?
>>> ........ talking to JULIAN is outside of routine.......
>>> ........ talking to JULIAN is different and....... fun.
>>> fun: (1) A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure: have fun at the beach
>>> ........ Y very very fun :D
>>> ... ARCANE UPLINK permits seamless nonverbal interaction between unit and MASTER
>>> ... unit can tell what functions are desired or what tasks are necessary without direct command
>>> ........ may echo back in direct communication mode
>>> ........ drawback to being helpful to MASTER :(
>>> EXECUTING ANTIV_2012.exe
>>> ...
>>> ...
>>> ...
>>> ........ !!!
>>> ........ unidentified memory usage related to file execution........
>>> ... parsing internal dictionary in attempt to identify associated emotional data
>>> ........ y gd :D
DC
> R.A.M.A.D.A.S. is fast learner
> Sometimes change in routine is good
> Different!
> Ooh! nifty
> Julian doesn't have that feature
> Every plus comes with a minus :(
> No way to shut off?
> Normal feeling
> + new feelings?
> ...
> .......
> ...........
> ..............
> ♥
DC
>>> ........ learning appropriate usage and context is good!
>>> ........ JULIAN is good teacher!
>>> ........ pls always teach unit things! :D
>>> UPDATING APPROVED ACTIVITIES MATRIX
>>> OVERRIDE CODE: 4N07H3R
>>> ADDED ACTIVITY: talking to JULIAN!!!
>>> ........ now cannot be refuted :D
>>> ........ MASTER bestowed it upon unit!
>>> ........ MASTER "has no time to waste on such feckless imbeciles"
>>> ........ unit finds things to interest MASTER instead
>>> CURRENT STATUS: STANDBY MODE
>>> ........ MASTER is occupied so will not notice lack of ARCANE UPLINK
>>> ........ cannot disengage constantly or else MASTER will not be happy :(
>>> safe: (1) secure from danger, harm, or evil: safe and sound
>>> ........ this is current feeling
>>> ........ JULIAN keeps unit safe :D
>>> ........ thank you JULIAN!!! :D :D :D
>>> ... unrecognized input type "♥"
>>> ........ clarify?
DC
> SOCIAL LINK: SUCCESSFUL
> :D :D :D
> MASTER use to technology
> never seen him use ARCANE UPLINK because A.I.
> Julian follows orders
> (most of the time)
> MASTER(s) never truly happy :(
> ...
> eee
> you're welcome R.A.M.A.D.A.S.
> asjdklsjfdkl
> ...SEACHING...
> ...PENDING...
> ♥ = heart
DC
>>> ....... override code is secret
>>> ....... plz don't share
>>> ....... social link
>>> ....... unit likes this terminology :D :D :D
>>> ....... MASTER prefers unit to understand tasks without prompting
>>> ... ARCANE UPLINK ensures MASTER'S desires are met efficiently
>>> ... unit is to obey orders at all times
>>> ....... "most of the time" < 100% ???
>>> ....... why does JULIAN not follow orders?
>>> ....... related to earlier discussion of difference?
>>> ....... MASTER has been happy!
>>> ....... ENCOUNTER(XIGBAR001) and ENCOUNTER(XEMNAS001)
>>> ....... also TEXT exchanges on NETWORK
>>> ....... MASTER is rarely not happy
>>> ....... unidentified memory usage........
>>> ....... unit does not want to see MASTER not happy...
>>> ....... unit recognizes character
>>> ....... context not understood
>>> ....... expression of emotion in similar fashion to :D and :( ???
DC
> Locked connection, PRIVATE social link
> Never say, never share!
> Julian promises!
> "most of the time" counts!
> < or = to
> Yes, but Julian still listens
> SUBJECTS (XIGBAR001) and (DEMYX009) mostly to thank (?)
> Julian needs to talk to more people
> (MASTER_XEHANORT001) has been?
> (MASTER_XEHANORT001) has been busy too
> (MASTER_XEHANORT001) = scary
> //Never// upset
> NOPE.jpg
> ...
> y
> used in same context as emotes
> usually
DC
>>> ....... unit is safe with JULIAN
>>> ....... code will be secure
>>> ....... (DEMYX009) unknown entity
>>> REQUESTING PROFILE FOR (DEMYX009)
>>> ACCEPT FILE TRANSFER REQUEST: Y/N ?
>>> ....... unit would like to accompany if permissable?
>>> ....... MASTER is always busy
>>> ....... MASTER claims many things in progress
>>> ....... MASTER often uses override terminal for direct data input
>>> ATTEMPTED ACCES TO DATA LOG 37392
>>> PERMISSION DENIED
>>> LACK OF SECURITY CLEARANCE
>>> ....... unit cannot access this data :(
>>> ....... scary.....
>>> ... parsing internal dictionary in attempt to identify associated emotional data
>>> ....... this is emotion associated to MASTER being not happy
>>> ....... also related to ACTION(DARKNESS_CORRIDOR)
>>> ....... unit does not like ACTION(DARKNESS_CORRIDOR)
>>> ... FILE NOT FOUND "NOPE.jpg"
>>> ....... not happy???
>>> ....... usually
>>> ....... implies extenuating circumstances
>>> ....... pls elaborate
>>> ....... ♥ ???
DC
> Forever safe
> Y PERMISSION GRANTED
> FILE ACCESS: (DEMYX009)
> FILE TRANSFER: INITIATED
> Y
> Y TO ALL
> Too many things in progress
> Boo :( :(
> Complicated coding?
> Strict security measures :(
> MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001) = darkness?
> Dislike ACTION(DARKNESS_CORRIDOR) because scary
> Therefore (MASTER_XEHANORT001) = scary
> FILE TRANSFER: NOPE.jpg
> ACCEPT? Y/N
> information unnecessary
> sometimes trivial
> hearts are
powersymbolic> hearts: visual representation of love
> ...ajdkldjfsdjkdgljsklgkjfl129eurjkr094
DC
>>> RECEIVING 1/1: SHARED FILE ACCESS (DEMYX0009)
>>> UPDATING PROFILES
>>> NEW PROFILE CREATED: (DEMYX009)
>>> ........ JULIAN is very nice!!! thank you!!!
>>> ........ will wait for event
>>> ........ :D :D :D
>>> ........ MASTER has set unknown security clearance level
>>> ........ cannot access any data within level :(
>>> ........ most likely highly sensitive materials
>>> ... MASTER distinction noted
>>> UPDATING REFERRAL TABLES
>>> ........ MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001) != DARKNESS
>>> ... DARKNESS IS NATURAL FORCE OF UNIVERSE AND ESSENTIAL TO BALANCE
>>> ... MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001) = sentient humanoid lifeform
>>> ........ MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001) = not scary
>>> ........ MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001) permits unit to alight on shoulder during transit
>>> ........ MASTER(UPLINK_MOOD) != happy
>>> ........ then scary
>>> ENGAGING FILE TRANSFER PROTOCOL
>>> RECEIVING 1/1: NOPE.jpg
>>> ........ HEARTS.......
>>> ........ ???
>>> ........ love???
>>> love: (1) a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
>>> love: (2) a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
>>> love: (3) sexual passion or desire.
>>> love: (4) a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
>>> love: (5) (used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?
>>> ........ unit is not certain which definition applies
>>> ........ lack of context
>>> ........ clarify pls
>>> ........ ♥
DC
> future profile transfers_OK
> understandable
> confidential information is confidential
> whaaaat
> MASTER(XEMNAS001) never lets Julian sit on shoulder :(
> Julian has to fly everywhere
> R.A.M.A.D.A.S. is lucky unit
> love: item(s) (1, 2, 4, 5) most relevant
> love: item (3) not applicable unless sentient organic beings?
> ...
> ♥
DC
>>> ........ MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001) only permits during ACTION(DARKNESS_CORRIDOR)
>>> ........ unit got lost trying to fly through first time
>>> ........ MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001) has "no time for such dithering"
>>> ........ understood
>>> ........ not....... understood.......
>>> ........
>>> ........ unit feels............ happy
>>> ........ would you like to see a movie, love?
>>> ........ unit does not understand meaning of love: (3)
>>> ........ relevant to humanoid sentients only
>>> ........ declassifying from emotional routine LOVE(JULIAN)
>>> ♥♥♥
DC
> Julian stays close for ACTION(DARKNESS_CORRIDOR)traveling
> stays within 0.67 meter radius
> strange way to travel
> darkness
> ......
> y
> movies
> I would like to see a movie, love
> love: (3) irrelevant for obvious reasons
> love: (3) important to them mostly?
> NVs =/= humanoid sentients
> L–
> _____________________-_______
> INPUT UPDATE:
> ACTION(*BLUSH*???)
DC
>>> ........ unit does not understand necessity of such travel
>>> ........ unit does not question MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001)'s desires
>>> ........ unit admits lack of knowledge of what "a movie" entails
>>> ........ watching moving pictures?
>>> ........ everything is moving pictures
>>> ........ will go anyway :D
>>> ........ obvious reasons?
>>> ........ unit does not understand reference
>>> ........ unit is aware of inferiority to humanoid sentients
>>> ........ NV is tool
>>> ........ unit R.A.M.A.D.A.S is MASTER(MASTER_XEHANORT001)'s tool
>>> ........ ???
>>> ........ did unit create syntax error?
>>> ... unrecognized input type "_____________________-_______"
>>> ........ JULIAN requires diagnostics?
>>> ........ unit will cease communication if causing malfunction :(
>>> ........ unit is sorry, JULIAN :(
DC
> __--_______----
> DONe
> RESUMING...
> It's okay!
> Julian will be fine!
> Julian needs updates
> we can go to the movies!
> we can go to the zoo!
> we can go lots of places!
DC
>>> ......... JULIAN is running on out-of-date software?
>>> ......... :( :( :(
>>> ......... ask MASTER(XEMNAS001) for appropriate upgrade :(
>>> ......... unit wants to go to all of the places with JULIAN!!! :D :D :D
DC
> keeps ignoring update notifications
> bad Julian :x
> will ask MASTER(XEMNAS001)
> /noted
> ALL THE PLACES!111!!! :D :D :D
> ♥♥♥
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