[Video] The Mad Scientist is in?

[scienceshow]

[Hello, SP. Your resident mad genius has decided to grace you all with his presence.]

The sheer number of you complaining about this illness has gotten on my nerves. Therefore, out of the goodness of my heart -- and for the sake of hearing something different on the NV network -- I am volunteering my services and my intelligence to find a way to end this epidemic.

[Yeah, complete asshole alert! ...and then he turns serious. Because this is serious.]

That being said, I will require an individual to volunteer themselves for experimentation. I am only extending this request to Newcomers. I cannot guarantee this will be a successful process, nor can I guarantee it will be without pain. I cannot even guarantee your life. What I can guarantee is that I will not rest until I find the solution for this disease, no matter how many times I have to kill you to do it.

That being said: yes, this is a serious request. No, I don't expect just anyone to volunteer for it. I suggest you seriously consider it before even replying to this message.

Comments

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[blackmoonrising]

You've gotta be kidding.

[His eyes are dull and shadowed, skin is pale and he looks like he's about to keel over at any moment but he's still go enough energy to put into looking pissed off.]

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[scienceshow]

Did I stutter?

[Smirkity.]

My, Kurosaki Ichigo, you're not looking so well. It would be such a shame if you went through all that effort to become strong enough to fight the Espada, only to be killed by a cold.

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[blackmoonrising]

Screw you, I've had worse than this. You really think anyone's gonna be dumb enough to let you experiment on them?

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[itsatrep]

I wonder how many people just gave up on living when you said you were their only hope.

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[scienceshow]

A pity you're not one of them.

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[itsatrep]

Even if I died, I'd come back, you know. You can't get rid of me that easily.

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[deathknellgrell]

Just so long as you don't experiment on THE BABY!

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[scienceshow]

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[jsdlfkjaseifjwdfalks]

Grell. Pay attention.

The only children I have are my kittens. THAT IS ALL.

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[deathknellgrell]

You're experimenting on KITTENS?

YOU BRUTE!

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[askedtobe]

I'd be willing to help.

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[scienceshow]

[...well, he has to admit that he wasn't expecting anyone to actually agree. That's why he looks... admittedly surprised.]

Are you absolutely certain?

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[paterelohim]

[No, Szayel, he's not talking to you. Chuck's addressing the rest of the Network and viewers at home.]

Uh, does anyone know if this guy's a total lunatic? I'm kind of getting a raving nutbag vibe.

[video/Magneto filters]

[thelittlestbub]

Nope. Total lunatic. Experimented on me for a couple of weeks, nearly starved me to death, because, ya know, I've got all sorts of weight to lose.

Anyway, yeah. Totally loony tune.

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[blackmoonrising]

Creepy bastard, total lunatic, dangerous son of a bitch. Take your pick and stay away.

[Cough cough.]

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[myselfexcluded]

Oh, come on. He's not that bad. [Babies. Of course... she hasn't seen Szayel go completely mental, so yeah.]

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[scienceshow]

[He realizes, but he's answering anyway.]

Of course I am. Completely and unforgivably insane, and absolutely lacking in morality.

What's your point?

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[deathknellgrell]

He is! He had a baby with his own brother, and then he ate it!

And now he's experimenting on his KITTENS!

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[magnetic_magpie]

Chuck. Stop. Talking.

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[fightswithpurpose]

If he causes any significant problems, please let me know.

[hisoldgirl]

...I never thought to approach it this way. How clever.

[scienceshow]

Yes, most people let morality get in the way. However, morality is fairly moot when those that were brought here by the Core just pop back into existence in a week or so.

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[fightswithpurpose]

[Well, at least he asked for a volunteer...

Still, she'll be keeping an eye on you, Szayel.]

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[scienceshow]

[What? He's being good! <3]

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[ornerycaps]

Why is everyone a mess of incomprehensibly putrid garbage of idiots that needs lab rats to fuck up around here?

[ stein didn't exactly leave a good impression. ]

The answer is no, and fuck you.

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[scienceshow]

[SIGH]

Such a comment was not necessary.