[Video] The Mad Scientist is in?

[scienceshow]

[Hello, SP. Your resident mad genius has decided to grace you all with his presence.]

The sheer number of you complaining about this illness has gotten on my nerves. Therefore, out of the goodness of my heart -- and for the sake of hearing something different on the NV network -- I am volunteering my services and my intelligence to find a way to end this epidemic.

[Yeah, complete asshole alert! ...and then he turns serious. Because this is serious.]

That being said, I will require an individual to volunteer themselves for experimentation. I am only extending this request to Newcomers. I cannot guarantee this will be a successful process, nor can I guarantee it will be without pain. I cannot even guarantee your life. What I can guarantee is that I will not rest until I find the solution for this disease, no matter how many times I have to kill you to do it.

That being said: yes, this is a serious request. No, I don't expect just anyone to volunteer for it. I suggest you seriously consider it before even replying to this message.

Comments

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[paterelohim]

[No, Szayel, he's not talking to you. Chuck's addressing the rest of the Network and viewers at home.]

Uh, does anyone know if this guy's a total lunatic? I'm kind of getting a raving nutbag vibe.

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[thelittlestbub]

Nope. Total lunatic. Experimented on me for a couple of weeks, nearly starved me to death, because, ya know, I've got all sorts of weight to lose.

Anyway, yeah. Totally loony tune.

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[paterelohim]

Why is he still alive?

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[thelittlestbub]

I don't know. I was too weak to kill him at the time. Then, he was protected by SERO, and a lot of things got involved... [Shrug.]

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[paterelohim]

Jesus. I'll make sure to stay clear of him.

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[blackmoonrising]

Creepy bastard, total lunatic, dangerous son of a bitch. Take your pick and stay away.

[Cough cough.]

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[paterelohim]

[Watch him have a heart attack and die from surprise.]

Yeah, getting annoyed at people complaining about a deadly plague was the first red light.

[And with that, Chuck feels like he's done his good deed for the day.]

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[blackmoonrising]

Real first rate good citizen, ain't he?

Do yourself a favour and keep yourself and people you care about away from him.

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[paterelohim]

Uh, yeah, ten-four.

[His life is full enough of crap as it is. Screw that noise.]

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[myselfexcluded]

Oh, come on. He's not that bad. [Babies. Of course... she hasn't seen Szayel go completely mental, so yeah.]

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[paterelohim]

Huh, that doesn't make you sound like a sociopath at all.

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[myselfexcluded]

[HEY!] Morality might take a backseat to the pursuit of science, but that doesn't make us monsters, you know? [Washu also has no frickin' idea the kinds of creepy things Szayel does. Just a lot of the less insane things.]

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[scienceshow]

[He realizes, but he's answering anyway.]

Of course I am. Completely and unforgivably insane, and absolutely lacking in morality.

What's your point?

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[paterelohim]

Pretty much-

[excuse him, he's throwing up. On camera. Not muting it, because screw you, you freak.]

-uh, pretty much to get someone else to answer me publicly. Psychopaths should really come with warning labels.

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[scienceshow]

[...ew. Not that Szayel so much as blinks; he's used to this sort of thing.]

Unfortunately, wearing a shirt that says, 'I am the embodiment of madness,' is my style.

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[paterelohim]

That's what I'm here for.

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[deathknellgrell]

He is! He had a baby with his own brother, and then he ate it!

And now he's experimenting on his KITTENS!

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[scienceshow]

[Oh for Christ SAKE.]

Grell, shut up. Even I'm not that insane, my brother isn't present in the Port, AND YOU'RE SPOUTING CRAP OUT OF POORLY WRITTEN LITERATURE!

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[paterelohim]

In his defense, a lot of people are that insane.

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[paterelohim]

...Are you serious?

[Grell isn't the most trustworthy source, but he seems pretty... insistent.]

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[deathknellgrell]

It's true, it's all true.

--I read it in a book!

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[magnetic_magpie]

Chuck. Stop. Talking.

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[paterelohim]

already did, Dad.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Good.

He nearly killed Jubilee. Stay away. Don't attract attention.

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[fightswithpurpose]

If he causes any significant problems, please let me know.