Szayel Aporro Granz (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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sirenspull2012-05-23 05:57 pm
scienceshow) wrote in sirenspull2012-05-23 05:57 pm
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[Video] The Mad Scientist is in?
[Hello, SP. Your resident mad genius has decided to grace you all with his presence.]
The sheer number of you complaining about this illness has gotten on my nerves. Therefore, out of the goodness of my heart -- and for the sake of hearing something different on the NV network -- I am volunteering my services and my intelligence to find a way to end this epidemic.
[Yeah, complete asshole alert! ...and then he turns serious. Because this is serious.]
That being said, I will require an individual to volunteer themselves for experimentation. I am only extending this request to Newcomers. I cannot guarantee this will be a successful process, nor can I guarantee it will be without pain. I cannot even guarantee your life. What I can guarantee is that I will not rest until I find the solution for this disease, no matter how many times I have to kill you to do it.
That being said: yes, this is a serious request. No, I don't expect just anyone to volunteer for it. I suggest you seriously consider it before even replying to this message.
The sheer number of you complaining about this illness has gotten on my nerves. Therefore, out of the goodness of my heart -- and for the sake of hearing something different on the NV network -- I am volunteering my services and my intelligence to find a way to end this epidemic.
[Yeah, complete asshole alert! ...and then he turns serious. Because this is serious.]
That being said, I will require an individual to volunteer themselves for experimentation. I am only extending this request to Newcomers. I cannot guarantee this will be a successful process, nor can I guarantee it will be without pain. I cannot even guarantee your life. What I can guarantee is that I will not rest until I find the solution for this disease, no matter how many times I have to kill you to do it.
That being said: yes, this is a serious request. No, I don't expect just anyone to volunteer for it. I suggest you seriously consider it before even replying to this message.
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I am not! For one, they're still too small. For another, they're not sick!
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Erm.... look...
Just tell me, and then I'll stop bothering you. How did you get pregnant? Was it the parasites?
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