integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ Always prepared.)
Crowley ([personal profile] integrity) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-05-22 01:39 pm

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As everyone is delicately tip-toeing around what a few select people have figured out, let me spell it out for you, for the individuals who lack the brain cells to rub together.

It's guilt. The feelings of guilt. Decisions that you regret. Things you've done that you wish you could have done differently. That is what is causing you all to be so sick, why certain people are targeted and certain people are supposedly immune.

If anything, you should stop feeling sorry for yourselves and start wondering why, exactly, some people are so healthy. Those are probably the people you should be watching warily -- because I doubt they're all saints.

In other news, Castiel is in a coma, which I'm sure is a grand surprise to all that know him and have connected piece A with piece B. Stop texting him and calling him. I'm going to feed the NV to my dog shortly if it keeps going off.

The first person to suggest that I take him to a hospital will have their throat cut.

Continue panicking at your leisure. I am going to return to my work.
arealgem: (and I'm Santa fucking Claus)

[personal profile] arealgem 2012-05-22 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wow when did he go off into coma land?
motioned: (waiting just around the riverband)

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[personal profile] motioned 2012-05-22 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a few hours after the post that she's coherent long enough to resound. She figures it makes sense, in her case, but all of her friends with the illness are amazing people - she has to wonder what they'd be guilty about.]

how do you know
guerrilla_morph: (planning to infiltrate)

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[personal profile] guerrilla_morph 2012-05-22 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
so all sociopaths are immune

now there is less reason to go to the hospital
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[personal profile] endlesswitch 2012-05-22 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well done, well done. I trust that you have figured this out quickly enough though, hmm?
learnyourplace: (you've my attention)

[personal profile] learnyourplace 2012-05-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn it, Castiel. Are you trying to make her feel horrible? Even your decisions while comatose suck: you're leaving your comatose body in Crowley's care? Idiot.

... Everyone's an idiot. She's an idiot for answering this.]


If he does not recover, I am holding you responsible.

[Not that she cares about Castiel or anything. No. It's the principle of the matter.]
in_a_dark_wood: (Virgilius O Virgilius! who is this?)

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[personal profile] in_a_dark_wood 2012-05-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know that?
paterelohim: (= must be tuesday)

[personal profile] paterelohim 2012-05-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder how many people will get worse from knowing this.
southernreaper: (Huh?)

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[personal profile] southernreaper 2012-05-22 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, hello Crowley. Remember that sweet southern boy with the dog? He's baaaaack ~]

There has to be something more to it.

[Because, seriously. He's guilty as hell.]
deductives: (back to the lab again)

[personal profile] deductives 2012-05-22 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for stating the obvious. I think finding out what or who is causing it is more important at this juncture.

[Text because he's sick and screw anyone knowing that.]
philosopher: (serious ◇)

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[personal profile] philosopher 2012-05-22 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither sainthood nor psychopathy are necessary traits for a lack of present guilt. I would advise anyone now worrying about the psychological wellness of their uninfected neighbors to bear that in mind.

[All this coming from someone who sounds completely healthy.]

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[personal profile] ergomaniac 2012-05-22 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
And where is your proof?
uberboned: (Are you hearing the bomb talk now?)

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[personal profile] uberboned 2012-05-22 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[This, coming from someone who is actually feeling slightly better, because he has A Plan to deal with his shit.]

...That is officially the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

wingedcrown: (hipster glassess!!)

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[personal profile] wingedcrown 2012-05-22 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know for sure?
doctor_mccoy: (no shits to give)

[personal profile] doctor_mccoy 2012-05-23 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Way to make me feel like a dick for not getting the sniffles.
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[personal profile] socius 2012-05-23 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[...Cas was in a coma. Because of guilt. Hm.]

That ... actually makes a lot of sense.
laurice: (✦ Did it hurt)

[personal profile] laurice 2012-05-23 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Guilt...

There are some things I wish I could've done differently like the salad I made last week for LG, but I'm gonna guess that's not enough to make me sick.

Because I'm not.
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[personal profile] bestseller 2012-05-23 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well, looks like the majority of us are doomed then.
electricitytrick: (templar says what)

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[personal profile] electricitytrick 2012-05-23 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
People don't get sick for feeling bad about things, don't you know anything about healing?
askedtobe: (any of your scores)

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[personal profile] askedtobe 2012-05-23 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
And then sometimes being immune doesn't have anything to do with sainthood. Or a lack of it.
directorestheim: (ℋø℘ℯ✧ as you say)

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[personal profile] directorestheim 2012-05-23 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt that's the only variable.
got_it_memorized: (brb dividing by zero)

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[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-05-25 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that makes a bit of sense, given the evidence at hand, however I have my doubts. For personal reasons, you understand. [No heart, no feelings... can the memory of feeling guilty cause the illness too? He has to know.] Can I ask how you connected the dots?
surgicalshot: (incrediably tired)

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[personal profile] surgicalshot 2012-05-26 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That...kind of makes sense. Especially when we've seen the scans, there's a component of the brain that deals with emotions, and it's...lit up, most of the time.