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As everyone is delicately tip-toeing around what a few select people have figured out, let me spell it out for you, for the individuals who lack the brain cells to rub together.

It's guilt. The feelings of guilt. Decisions that you regret. Things you've done that you wish you could have done differently. That is what is causing you all to be so sick, why certain people are targeted and certain people are supposedly immune.

If anything, you should stop feeling sorry for yourselves and start wondering why, exactly, some people are so healthy. Those are probably the people you should be watching warily -- because I doubt they're all saints.

In other news, Castiel is in a coma, which I'm sure is a grand surprise to all that know him and have connected piece A with piece B. Stop texting him and calling him. I'm going to feed the NV to my dog shortly if it keeps going off.

The first person to suggest that I take him to a hospital will have their throat cut.

Continue panicking at your leisure. I am going to return to my work.

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congrats you just beat Pasteur in being the best scientist ever

Send your congratulations to Ruby.

is that the name of your pet mouse that you experimented on?

Absolutely.

 that poor mouse

its dead, isn't it

She threw up on herself earlier, actually, so I think she is still kicking.

 our tragic hero, keeping up the good fight

On the other hand you better end her suffering or PETA will get on your butt

Oh, trust me, I will euthanize her as soon as possible.