[Video] Posted IC at exactly 12:01 a.m. on April 2nd, despite my lateness

[asano_san]

That was the worst birthday ever! None of my so-called friends noticed and the only thing I got was a prank. Do you know how many doors I had to go through to get to a bathroom? That's not a birthday gift!

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[asano_san]

[She's cute and she's on his side? Keigo's in love.]

It is, isn't it? You understand!

[plum_that_snaps]

We—ah, you—ah, something should be done to make your birthday a better one! [She had been about to say, "We should do something," and she still would be glad to help, but she didn't know this boy and whether he would take kindly to a stranger butting into his personal celebrations.]

[asano_san]

Would you do something to make my birthday better?

[plum_that_snaps]

Of course! I'd be glad to! What would you like to do?

[asano_san]

How about a birthday dinner?

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[icy_heavens]

[Okay, that's enough. Here's a familiar grumpy face.] What do you think you're doing?

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[asano_san]

Trying to have a good birthday!

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[icy_heavens]

[Cold and crushing:] Your birthday is over.

Stop hitting on her.

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[asano_san]

Why do you care?

[Is it because you hate fun?]

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[icy_heavens]

[Hey, you don't see him stepping in to pull you off of Elaine, do you? Go do whatever with her.] Because she's a friend of mine and I know how you are about women.

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[asano_san]

How I am about women? How can I be some way about women when I never have any?!

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[icy_heavens]

You're a pervert who hits on anything female. [Didn't expect him to be subtle, did you?]

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[asano_san]

Not anything!

[For instance, you'll never see him hit on Haruhi!]

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[icy_heavens]

[That's a rare bit of sense. Hitsugaya can't stand that girl himself.]

Close enough. Don't try to make what she's offering into something it's not.

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[asano_san]

How do you know what she's offering? Just because she's your friend doesn't mean you can read her mind!

[plum_that_snaps]

Sure! What kind of food do you like best? We can find a good restaurant and try it out! [Nope, totally oblivious to any romantic undertones here.]

[asano_san]

I could go for a really good burger.

[See that, Hitsugaya! He does what he wants!]

[plum_that_snaps]

I... don't know that I've ever had one of those! [Which is a little bit exciting.]

[asano_san]

Then your first time can be with me!

[1/2]

[plum_that_snaps]

Sounds good! Do you know a place—

[2/2]

[plum_that_snaps]

A-Are you really a p-p-pervert?

[Yup. Someone just saw Histugaya's response on the network.]

[asano_san]

Don't believe him!

[plum_that_snaps]

But— why does he think that? W-What did you do?

[asano_san]

I can't help appreciating women!

[plum_that_snaps]

[Good way to phrase that, Keigo.] But... that's not a bad thing at all...