asano_san: (more tears)
Keigo Asano ([personal profile] asano_san) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-04-02 04:06 am
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[Video] Posted IC at exactly 12:01 a.m. on April 2nd, despite my lateness

That was the worst birthday ever! None of my so-called friends noticed and the only thing I got was a prank. Do you know how many doors I had to go through to get to a bathroom? That's not a birthday gift!
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plum_that_snaps: (yelling)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD SHE PUNCH YOU IF YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?! [Your flailing is contagious, Keigo.]
asano_san: (deer in headlights)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
They were just sitting out there! So bouncy! I couldn't help it!
plum_that_snaps: (can't let this overcome me)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a minorly horrified look.] You couldn't help— WHAT? What did you do?
asano_san: (more tears)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I was trying to welcome her to the school!
plum_that_snaps: (tears)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Stopped short again.] That... doesn't make any sense! How does welcoming her to the school have anything to do with— [Her shirt being open...] What. Did. You. Doooooo? [She's just kind of devolved into logic-less horror, here, imagining poor Rangiku-san being horrifically molested and embarrassed in front of a whole school of people.]
asano_san: (>3<)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
OK! I was diving for her chest and she blocked me with her fist!
plum_that_snaps: (ew gross)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
...Why were you diving for her chest?! [It's like the more you talk, the more perplexed she gets.]
asano_san: (determined)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Because she had the biggest boobs I'd ever seen! Even bigger than Inoue's!
plum_that_snaps: (convince me)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
That— that's not a good excuse!
asano_san: (accusing)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it is! It's the best reason!
plum_that_snaps: (your complaints are noted)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, you really want to get in a shouting match, Keigo? Really? Hinamori will fuck your shit up.] No, it absolutely is not!
asano_san: (What am I doing here?)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I was supposed to ignore them when they were hanging out for everyone to see?!
plum_that_snaps: (yelling)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
You can look at them, but you don't need to touch them! [...Wait a sec.] Although you don't need to look at them, either!
asano_san: (>3<)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
If it makes you feel better, she kicked me the second time I tried to touch them.
plum_that_snaps: (rage)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
You tried to touch them TWICE?!?!
asano_san: (Why would you do that?)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
She was wearing a tight shirt!
plum_that_snaps: (tears)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you said she wasn't wearing a shirt! [Because listening skills, what are those. Shirt open, shirt off, same difference.]
asano_san: (bliss)

1/2

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Just a moment, while he processes that idea.]
asano_san: (accusing)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
The first time, she was wearing her shirt all unbuttoned and everything was popping out! The second time, it was tight!
plum_that_snaps: (your complaints are noted)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I hope for your sake there wasn't a third time!
asano_san: (>3<)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
That was all!

I never got another chance.
plum_that_snaps: (surprise)

[personal profile] plum_that_snaps 2012-04-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't be calling them 'chances' at all! Tho—tho—those are hers and you need to leave them alone! I thought you said you appreciated women! You should appreciate that they don't want you touching them! [Ouch. Unintentional burn.]
asano_san: (more tears)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-04-10 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
But those are what I was appreciating!
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