[Video] Posted IC at exactly 12:01 a.m. on April 2nd, despite my lateness

[asano_san]

That was the worst birthday ever! None of my so-called friends noticed and the only thing I got was a prank. Do you know how many doors I had to go through to get to a bathroom? That's not a birthday gift!

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[asano_san]

Because she had the biggest boobs I'd ever seen! Even bigger than Inoue's!

[plum_that_snaps]

That— that's not a good excuse!

[asano_san]

Yes, it is! It's the best reason!

[plum_that_snaps]

[Oh, you really want to get in a shouting match, Keigo? Really? Hinamori will fuck your shit up.] No, it absolutely is not!

[asano_san]

I was supposed to ignore them when they were hanging out for everyone to see?!

[plum_that_snaps]

You can look at them, but you don't need to touch them! [...Wait a sec.] Although you don't need to look at them, either!

[asano_san]

If it makes you feel better, she kicked me the second time I tried to touch them.

[plum_that_snaps]

You tried to touch them TWICE?!?!

[asano_san]

She was wearing a tight shirt!

[plum_that_snaps]

I thought you said she wasn't wearing a shirt! [Because listening skills, what are those. Shirt open, shirt off, same difference.]

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[asano_san]

[Just a moment, while he processes that idea.]

[asano_san]

The first time, she was wearing her shirt all unbuttoned and everything was popping out! The second time, it was tight!

[plum_that_snaps]

I hope for your sake there wasn't a third time!

[asano_san]

That was all!

I never got another chance.

[plum_that_snaps]

You shouldn't be calling them 'chances' at all! Tho—tho—those are hers and you need to leave them alone! I thought you said you appreciated women! You should appreciate that they don't want you touching them! [Ouch. Unintentional burn.]

[asano_san]

But those are what I was appreciating!