[Video] Posted IC at exactly 12:01 a.m. on April 2nd, despite my lateness

[asano_san]

That was the worst birthday ever! None of my so-called friends noticed and the only thing I got was a prank. Do you know how many doors I had to go through to get to a bathroom? That's not a birthday gift!

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[plum_that_snaps]

Sure! What kind of food do you like best? We can find a good restaurant and try it out! [Nope, totally oblivious to any romantic undertones here.]

[asano_san]

I could go for a really good burger.

[See that, Hitsugaya! He does what he wants!]

[plum_that_snaps]

I... don't know that I've ever had one of those! [Which is a little bit exciting.]

[asano_san]

Then your first time can be with me!

[1/2]

[plum_that_snaps]

Sounds good! Do you know a place—

[2/2]

[plum_that_snaps]

A-Are you really a p-p-pervert?

[Yup. Someone just saw Histugaya's response on the network.]

[asano_san]

Don't believe him!

[plum_that_snaps]

But— why does he think that? W-What did you do?

[asano_san]

I can't help appreciating women!

[plum_that_snaps]

[Good way to phrase that, Keigo.] But... that's not a bad thing at all...

[asano_san]

And Matsumoto was just standing there with her school uniform shirt all unbuttoned!

[plum_that_snaps]

You— you know Rangiku-san? [Obviously the most important point here.]

[asano_san]

A bunch of Shinigami came to my school.

[plum_that_snaps]

[Weird.] But— [Okay. Can she wrap her head around this.] Her— you... WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER, YOU PERVERT!? [Protective mode is a go.]

[asano_san]

I didn't do anything to her!

[plum_that_snaps]

Huh? But... then... you said... I don't understand. [Are you a pervert or aren't you, Keigo? Make up your mind already.]

[asano_san]

She kicked me and punched me, so I never had a chance!

[plum_that_snaps]

WHY WOULD SHE PUNCH YOU IF YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?! [Your flailing is contagious, Keigo.]

[asano_san]

They were just sitting out there! So bouncy! I couldn't help it!

[plum_that_snaps]

[Have a minorly horrified look.] You couldn't help— WHAT? What did you do?

[asano_san]

I was trying to welcome her to the school!

[plum_that_snaps]

[Stopped short again.] That... doesn't make any sense! How does welcoming her to the school have anything to do with— [Her shirt being open...] What. Did. You. Doooooo? [She's just kind of devolved into logic-less horror, here, imagining poor Rangiku-san being horrifically molested and embarrassed in front of a whole school of people.]

[asano_san]

OK! I was diving for her chest and she blocked me with her fist!

[plum_that_snaps]

...Why were you diving for her chest?! [It's like the more you talk, the more perplexed she gets.]

[asano_san]

Because she had the biggest boobs I'd ever seen! Even bigger than Inoue's!