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Hey - [Sam looks very busy! He's in his office at Merlotte's, gathering up files, folders...] - wanted to let everybody know to come down to Merlotte's tonight, we've got a few stand-up comics hired for the night show and some drink specials. I won't be there though, I've got to meet with some people about gettin' a loan, but I've got someone I used to work with at Club 24 coverin' for me tonight. She's real sweet, so I want ya'll to make her feel welcome, okay? - And don't think this means you can act up in the club; I'll still be back to kick ya'll in the ass tomorrow if you do.

[he grabs his keys, waves at the NV and sets it face-down on his desk. There's a muffled conversation, and soon after a woman picks the NV up and smirks]

...Hey there. I'm Sandra - I'll be watchin' the bar for Sam tonight. Hope to see you all in.

((APRIL FOOLS - with a little help from the devil, Sam's in touch with his feminine side tonight and plans to troll you all. You can respond to this like a post or start an action thread in the club!))

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I'm manager for tonight, Mr. Kelly, so yeah, I'm the boss. [stepping up behind him]

You all right takin' orders from someone "easy on the eyes"?

[He glances back at her and winks.]

What exactly are you gonna say if I say no?

[But before she can reply, he adds:]

As long as you're actually manager, lady, I don't give a damn if you're a girl or boy or angel.

I'm actually manager, yeah. Sandra McClain.

And you oughta watch that mouth. [a finger on his lips.

Wow this is too easy.]

[He raises an eyebrow and gently grabs her wrist, pulling her hand away.]

None o' that, now, I'm engaged. I mean, I don't exactly blame you, but.

- Holy shit, you're engaged? [sudden surprised, happy look]

[He gives her a bit of a strained smile and holds up his left hand.]

Don't start on the age, please, everybody else has beat you to it. But yeah, I am.

No shit! Congratulations. [she squeezes his shoulder, so proud.] I didn't know you an' Alice were that serious.

[He smiles, pleased and a bit puzzled-- and then suspicion enters his mind. His smile brightens, and he forces himself to relax.]

Yeah. Yeah, we, uh, we are. Were. We still ain't picked a date yet. O'course, you'll come to the weddin', yeah?

Yeah, shit, 'course. You couldn't keep me away from it.

Right, good. I need a few more groomsmen, y'see, and, well, Sirius is already the best man, so.

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[a laugh] Yeah, like I didn't see that one com -

[oh. Wait. ...Fuck.]

[He gives her a little smile, quite pleased. I win.]

So, who changed you?

A friend. Don't tell anyone yet though, I'm gonna try an' play it out 'til midnight.

Your secret's safe with me, darlin', but watch who you hit on next time, will you?

Like you didn't start it. Shit, I hope you don't actually call your woman bosses "darlin'". Not if you want to keep any other jobs you get.

I'm from 1899, remember? We didn't have female bosses.

[she bops him playfully on the nose]

I'll sign you up for some classes on it.

[He sticks his tongue out for a moment in return.]

Why bother? Unless you plan on stayin' a girl forever, which, let's face it, I wouldn't mind. No offense, but you're nicer on the eyes now.

Mmm. See, but then I'd still go back to wearin' flannel and Wranglers and you'd get all kinds of confused.

Nah, girls wearin' boy's stuff is dead sexy.

Plus you're engaged now. Wouldn't be right to tempt you.

Ah, timin'. If only you'd been changed before, boss, what a couple we woulda made.

Right, right. No weirdness over me havin' a cock before. It would've been bliss.

[He laughs.]

I've been through too much weirdness already to be bothered by somethin' like that.

You shoulda told Sirius.

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