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[shifting]

Hey - [Sam looks very busy! He's in his office at Merlotte's, gathering up files, folders...] - wanted to let everybody know to come down to Merlotte's tonight, we've got a few stand-up comics hired for the night show and some drink specials. I won't be there though, I've got to meet with some people about gettin' a loan, but I've got someone I used to work with at Club 24 coverin' for me tonight. She's real sweet, so I want ya'll to make her feel welcome, okay? - And don't think this means you can act up in the club; I'll still be back to kick ya'll in the ass tomorrow if you do.

[he grabs his keys, waves at the NV and sets it face-down on his desk. There's a muffled conversation, and soon after a woman picks the NV up and smirks]

...Hey there. I'm Sandra - I'll be watchin' the bar for Sam tonight. Hope to see you all in.



((APRIL FOOLS - with a little help from the devil, Sam's in touch with his feminine side tonight and plans to troll you all. You can respond to this like a post or start an action thread in the club!))

Comments

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[shifting]

A friend. Don't tell anyone yet though, I'm gonna try an' play it out 'til midnight.

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[allucinator]

Your secret's safe with me, darlin', but watch who you hit on next time, will you?

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[shifting]

Like you didn't start it. Shit, I hope you don't actually call your woman bosses "darlin'". Not if you want to keep any other jobs you get.

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[allucinator]

I'm from 1899, remember? We didn't have female bosses.

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[shifting]

[she bops him playfully on the nose]

I'll sign you up for some classes on it.

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[allucinator]

[He sticks his tongue out for a moment in return.]

Why bother? Unless you plan on stayin' a girl forever, which, let's face it, I wouldn't mind. No offense, but you're nicer on the eyes now.

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[shifting]

Mmm. See, but then I'd still go back to wearin' flannel and Wranglers and you'd get all kinds of confused.

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[allucinator]

Nah, girls wearin' boy's stuff is dead sexy.

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[shifting]

Plus you're engaged now. Wouldn't be right to tempt you.

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[allucinator]

Ah, timin'. If only you'd been changed before, boss, what a couple we woulda made.

[shifting]

Right, right. No weirdness over me havin' a cock before. It would've been bliss.

[allucinator]

[He laughs.]

I've been through too much weirdness already to be bothered by somethin' like that.

[shifting]

You shoulda told Sirius.

[allucinator]

[He focuses a little harder on mixing drinks. His ears go a bit red.]

Nah. He's too in love with himself to dream o' changin' into a girl.

[shifting]

[Jack Kelly? Embarrassed? Impossible!]

Well there's always tryin' it yourself.

[allucinator]

[But just like that, he's back again. He gives her a wry smirk.]

Loki's already got me changin' into a dog, I don't think I oughta mess round with bein' a girl.

[shifting]

- A dog? Since when?

[allucinator]

A week or two. Weird, huh? But it's, uh, it's interestin'. Keep it to yourself, though, I like bein' able to go round incognito.

[shifting]

Only if you promise to go runnin' sometime with me.

[allucinator]

What-- what, you can too?

[shifting]

...Are you kiddin' me?

[allucinator]

Now doesn't count. I meant into a dog.

[shifting]

[the longest stare]

I never told you I'm a shapeshifter?

[allucinator]

I feel so trusted.

[shifting]

Sorry. I've been open about here for so long now I guess I just figure it's common knowledge.

But yeah, I can turn into a dog. Or a rhino or a horse or a shark or any other animal, long as I've seen it.