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[shifting]

Hey - [Sam looks very busy! He's in his office at Merlotte's, gathering up files, folders...] - wanted to let everybody know to come down to Merlotte's tonight, we've got a few stand-up comics hired for the night show and some drink specials. I won't be there though, I've got to meet with some people about gettin' a loan, but I've got someone I used to work with at Club 24 coverin' for me tonight. She's real sweet, so I want ya'll to make her feel welcome, okay? - And don't think this means you can act up in the club; I'll still be back to kick ya'll in the ass tomorrow if you do.

[he grabs his keys, waves at the NV and sets it face-down on his desk. There's a muffled conversation, and soon after a woman picks the NV up and smirks]

...Hey there. I'm Sandra - I'll be watchin' the bar for Sam tonight. Hope to see you all in.



((APRIL FOOLS - with a little help from the devil, Sam's in touch with his feminine side tonight and plans to troll you all. You can respond to this like a post or start an action thread in the club!))

Comments

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[allucinator]

Ah, timin'. If only you'd been changed before, boss, what a couple we woulda made.

[shifting]

Right, right. No weirdness over me havin' a cock before. It would've been bliss.

[allucinator]

[He laughs.]

I've been through too much weirdness already to be bothered by somethin' like that.

[shifting]

You shoulda told Sirius.

[allucinator]

[He focuses a little harder on mixing drinks. His ears go a bit red.]

Nah. He's too in love with himself to dream o' changin' into a girl.

[shifting]

[Jack Kelly? Embarrassed? Impossible!]

Well there's always tryin' it yourself.

[allucinator]

[But just like that, he's back again. He gives her a wry smirk.]

Loki's already got me changin' into a dog, I don't think I oughta mess round with bein' a girl.

[shifting]

- A dog? Since when?

[allucinator]

A week or two. Weird, huh? But it's, uh, it's interestin'. Keep it to yourself, though, I like bein' able to go round incognito.

[shifting]

Only if you promise to go runnin' sometime with me.

[allucinator]

What-- what, you can too?

[shifting]

...Are you kiddin' me?

[allucinator]

Now doesn't count. I meant into a dog.

[shifting]

[the longest stare]

I never told you I'm a shapeshifter?

[allucinator]

I feel so trusted.

[shifting]

Sorry. I've been open about here for so long now I guess I just figure it's common knowledge.

But yeah, I can turn into a dog. Or a rhino or a horse or a shark or any other animal, long as I've seen it.

[allucinator]

[He whistles softly, impressed.]

We ought go runnin' sometimes. Knock over bins. Cause mayhem.

[shifting]

Or chase each other and roll in the grass. [looks genuinely excited though]

[allucinator]

Don't knock it, da-- Sam, it's brilliant. You got a favorite dog you like to change into?

[shifting]

It used be a beagle, for the longest time. But now it's an English Shepherd. Real gorgeous dog, quick but sturdy. Plus, really nice coat that people always want to pet.

[allucinator]

Fancy. I just look like a mutt, but I ain't gonna argue, it fits perfect.

[shifting]

Yeah, you are kind of a mutt. [and she's ruffling your hair]

[allucinator]

[He scowls a little, but puts up with that.]

You know, despite what people tell you, I do comb me hair before I come here.

[shifting]

Just makin' it look better, stud.

[allucinator]

Okay, see, this is weird now. I'm gonna come in tomorrow and you're gonna be all manly and it's gonna be weird.