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Siren's Port? More like Piss Port!
This is William Murderface, the lead bassist and songwriter for Dethklok! Maybe you've heard of them. [...There's no intelligible way to reword what's after that so he doesn't.] Also so we should like totally go see that new movie and then I can see you at an early Planet Piss practice. I've been thinking of letting you help me write a couple of songs.

And these apartments suck, holy shit.
Somebody hire a maid or something.

There. Try that instead. Then perhaps you'll get an answer instead of a whole lot of confused reactions from people who can't understand what the hell you're trying to say.

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Nobody asked you, prick.

Just lending a hand to a fellow Newcomer. Since I doubt anyone else will.

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[A long, exasperated sigh, though whom his weariness is directed towards, it's not clear.]

Dude, just. Don't even bother. All right? It ain't even worth yer time to pull that English teacher crap.

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What's that supposed to mean? Are you saying I'm too dumb to learn English?

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[Coldly.] And why are you talking to me, exactly?

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Ah, it's you. Charming... you write just how I imagined you would.

Oh, hey, it's you. How ya doing, buddy?

Fine. Thought I'd see how you were settling in.

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Dude, what did the English language ever do to you?

Nothing, have you guys never been on the internet before? That's how everyone talks.

Ah, the internet. A most wretched hive of scum and villainy.

So, is Murdeface a given name, or...Should I call you Mr. Murderface?

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[KOS-MOS is just... Staring at that wall of text. Anyone in her time would just die a little bit at the sight of that. Not even Miyuki typed like that, the precious hyperactive girl that she was.]

Please repeat what that indecipherable wall of text said.

The apartments here are shit-holes.

At least they are a place to live and are relatively safe. Much safer than they used to be, I expect, since the Tower Apartments were rebuilt.

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[She's just quickly checking the network to see if anything in particular needs to be addressed when this ... atrocious block of attempted text communication meets her eyes unexpectedly; the resulting glow is so bright that it temporarily blinds her. When she can see again, she feels her eyes watering. Ridiculous.

What kind of fool writes like that?]

Your first order of interest is to install a decent spell check before you kill someone.

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voice WELL FRANZISKA MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK THINGS THROUGH PROPERLY

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Dethklok... that's that band, right? Pickles is here!

[ say hi to murderface. ]

No shit, Sherlock. Thanks for the update on information I already know.

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