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[murderfacing]

SIERNS PORT?!!!!? WTF MORE LIEK PIS PORT!!11! OMG LOL
THIS SI WILLIAM MURDERFACE TEH L3AD BASIST AND SONG-WRIETR FOR DETHKLOK!11!1 LOL MAYB U H3ARD OF TH3M
ANYWAY OMG LOL PIKL3S SKWISOMETHNG 2KI NATHAN CHARLES WH3RE R U GUYS?!?!! WTF LOL CHITER SI BLOKED ON THES STUPID PEICA SHIT
ALSO SON W3 SHUD LIEK 2TALY GO SE TAHT NU MOVEI AND TH3N I CAN SE U AT AN 3ARLEY PLANET PISS PRACTIEC!111!1! OMG IV3 BEN THINKNG OF L3TNG U HELP ME WRIET A COUPLE OF SONGS

AND TH3S APARTMENTS SUK HOLEY SHIT
SOMEBUDY HYER A MADE OR SOM3THNG JEZ

Comments

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[drinkthebleach]

So people actually read that thing?

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[murderfacing]

I have a couple million followers, of course they read it.

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[drinkthebleach]

How the fuck would I even know what you do on there?

[He only uses the internet for porn and porn blogs. And iTunes. That's the internet, right? Leave him alone, dude.]

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[murderfacing]

Everybody knows.

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[drinkthebleach]

Real people or imaginary?

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[murderfacing]

You can't have imaginary followers, Pickles, that's scientifically impossible. Don't be stupid.

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[drinkthebleach]

Sure you can. An' you can't prove that they're real, which pretty much makes 'em fake. That's like, the definition of things that are fake.

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[murderfacing]

[ ... A pause. ]

Well what are you anyway, a drummer or a dictionary? You can't be both! [ HE'S NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE. ]