♫ Eighth Song ♫ [Video]

[seaphonic]

_{[When the feed comes on all that's visible is an overcast sky and the sound of waves crashing. It shifts, shaky before the NV is set firmly onto a rock. Syrena seems to be splayed out on a rather large rock herself, golden tail shimmering and ever so visible, the fin dipped into the water. Her rather nude chest is also apparent, but she seems comfortable more than anything, long damp hair blowing lightly in the breeze, pooling over her shoulders.]}

Today I found something interesting.

_{[And she seems to reach off camera for a moment, before thrusting a metal fork right at her NV.]}

This. This is what I found.

_{[She pulls it back toward herself and takes a few strands of hair in hand before...combing them with the fork.]}

Is it not an amazing treasure? Knots in hair are bothersome but this rids the hair of them. It is much more effective than using fingers.

What is it called, this treasure of mine? I have no name for it. I wish to know.

Comments

[1800deadguy]

Oh, I know this one. It's called a "fork!"

[seaphonic]

A fork?

[Video] 1/2

[underdogged]

[She might not have any nudity taboos but Kaiji sure as hell does. He barely even noticed the video at first, just gone reply with a slightly sarcastic comment and leant in to do so, mouth open only to-]

[Video ---> Voice] 2/2

[underdogged]

[Aaaand then his entire face floods bright, burning red.

He's never hit the key that swaps to voice so fast or hard in his entire life. Because if there's one thing he doesn't need it's everyone seeing him blushing like a fifteen year old virgin.]

[sounding flustered] F-Fork! It's-it's a fork-!

[Video]

[ochitashinigami]

[Well, hello there. Something interesting on the feed for once.]

Well hey. That's a really nice treasure you have there. It's called a fork, but if you want to get knots out of your hair, I can get you something even better.

[He swaggers, with a cocky smile.]

My name is Eric.

[Video]

[seaphonic]

What could be better than this treasure? _{[She seems skeptical.]}

I am Syrena.

Video 1/2

[fukouda]

[Touma could only wordlessly stare at the full frontal mermaid nudity on his screen. His cheeks was flushed with lovely red as he clumsily handled his phone in a desperate attempt to switch over to voice. After an awkward silence and a headache inducing camera view thanks to the constant shaking, he finally succeeded.]

Voice 2/2

[fukouda]

Why the hell are you naked!

[ Video ]

[deathknellgrell]

Well~!

[ Grell draws his fingers through a lock of his own hair, and flicks it haughtily. ]

Some people will do anything for attention, apparently.

[ Video ]

[seaphonic]

I do not understand.

voice;

[acclimatized]

It's.. a fork.

And you might want to.. uh... cover up.

Video

[seaphonic]

I have been told, yes.

_[Pause.] Why?

[threadjack (will delete if this isn't okay!)]

[drinkthebleach]

Who the fuck does it hurt if she doesn't?

Just let the poor chick be naked. God.

[voice]

[drinkthebleach]

[Just when Pickles thought he was caught in a perpetual loop of annoying shit, the universe decided to throw him some breasts--and he didn't even need to break his money into singles to look at them. He was never going to get tired of seeing Syrena and her merboobs appear on the network.]

That's a fork. S' good for other shit too, though.

[Video]

[seaphonic]

_{[Luckily for you Pickles, she doesn't like shirts at all.]}

Pickles, you know what a fork is then, yes?

[showbizpanache]

[He laughs for the first time in weeks.]

It's a fork, Syrena. It's for eating. But that's an excellent use for it, provided it's clean.

[seaphonic]

For eating? But why? Are hands not useful enough for eating?

[inthejunk]

...You really do exist.

[Hello there.]

[seaphonic]

Yes, I do.

Video I apologize a thousand times

[the_dead_pool2]

[And he sings]

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?

Video LMFSDLKfgdhslk it's ok ilu

[seaphonic]

_{[Just...going to stare. What.]}

audio;

[reginagloriae]

That's a...

[A tail...

Huh.

Thank god for audio because she's gawking.]

f...fork, miss.

Video forever

[seaphonic]

I like it. It is useful to get rid of knots.

[video]

[notadisneygirl]

[She knew there was a mermaid here, but it'd been awhile since she could reply to anything from her. This time, she can.]

You don't use a fork for your hair. You use a hair brush.

[video]

[seaphonic]

Can I not use it for my hair?

[video]

[parlelellyleloo]

[What is she doing what is she doing why is she wasting time with forks and sunning herself and--]

Ships. [But that's a mutter for himself, distracted. His tone, in normal speech, is perhaps a bit stiff:]

There are things more interesting.

[video]

[seaphonic]

And you would know, Jack Sparrow.

video;

[beyondmeasure]

[Look who seems amazed by your ingenuity, Syrena!]

Oh, I'd never thought to use a fork for my hair before!

[She's going to get on this as soon as she's able!]

video;

[seaphonic]

I have been told they are not usually used for hair.

video;

[rewritethesky]

It's called a fork. It's not really used for brushing hair, but I suppose you can do that.

[She pauses. Nudity is something she's still so unsure about, but she's not about to yell or scream to find clothes. There's another pressing matter she thinks of.]

Aren't you cold?

video;

[seaphonic]

I do not mind it.