♫ Eighth Song ♫ [Video]

[seaphonic]

_{[When the feed comes on all that's visible is an overcast sky and the sound of waves crashing. It shifts, shaky before the NV is set firmly onto a rock. Syrena seems to be splayed out on a rather large rock herself, golden tail shimmering and ever so visible, the fin dipped into the water. Her rather nude chest is also apparent, but she seems comfortable more than anything, long damp hair blowing lightly in the breeze, pooling over her shoulders.]}

Today I found something interesting.

_{[And she seems to reach off camera for a moment, before thrusting a metal fork right at her NV.]}

This. This is what I found.

_{[She pulls it back toward herself and takes a few strands of hair in hand before...combing them with the fork.]}

Is it not an amazing treasure? Knots in hair are bothersome but this rids the hair of them. It is much more effective than using fingers.

What is it called, this treasure of mine? I have no name for it. I wish to know.

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[seaphonic]

_{[Just...going to stare. What.]}

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[the_dead_pool2]

What you got there is a fork. What you are using it as, is a comb.

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[seaphonic]

Can I not use it as a comb?

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[the_dead_pool2]

You can use it in whatever way you want. You could gauge someone's eye out if you wanted.

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[seaphonic]

I would use my fingers for that, if I wished to do such a thing.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Ah, but that is defeated by the Moe Manuever.

[He puts one hand between his eyes]

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[seaphonic]

And that is overcome by breaking those fingers, no?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Breaking those fingers?!

What do they teach you under the sea?

[He sighs and shakes his head]

No you use the Curly offensive by using both fingers to attack the eyes.

[He demonstrates]

Then you are free to attack a wide variety of areas. Honestly, thats just common sense.

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[seaphonic]

...I did not know this.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Eh, you can always learn new ways to hurt people.

[Smile and a thumbs up]

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[seaphonic]

So it seems.

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[the_dead_pool2]

You sure are fortunate, because that happens to be my area of expertise.

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[seaphonic]

It is?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Sure is! Deadpool, the merc with the mouth.

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[seaphonic]

What is a merc?

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[the_dead_pool2]

Short form of mercenary. Basically it means I'm badass McGee, and I got me a whole can of whoop ass for those willing to pay.

[This is where you should be impressed]

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[seaphonic]

I...do not understand what you have just said.

_{[She might be impressed, if she could understand.]}

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[the_dead_pool2]

[He sighs, and his hand goes to his head. He shakes it slightly]

I fight. Real good. For money.

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[seaphonic]

Ah, I see.

I have no use for money myself, but I suppose it is necessary for those who wish to live on land.

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[the_dead_pool2]

A cute girl who doesn't care about money?

[Now that is unusual.]

Craziness.

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[seaphonic]

A mermaid has no need for money.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Yes, but humans do.

[He raises an eyebrow]

Its kind of what makes the world go round, it might also help you solve some of the problems you have with people.

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[seaphonic]

If I have a problem with a person I will either avoid them or drown them.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Seems generally a solid strategy, but you could live in a lot more comfort if you gathered up some funds.

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[seaphonic]

How will money make me more comfortable?