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[You know the drill. It's ask the network a question time!]

Hey, everyone. What do you do when your roommate is TRYING TO GET RID OF YOU SO HE CAN GO OFF AND BE IN LOVE WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO THINK ABOUT YOU AGAIN?!

[With a side of over-dramatic whining.]

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[He smiles back, chuckling weakly.]

You sure it didn't sound lame or anything?

No lamer than the person you were giving it to.

I can relate, you know.

Do people not want you around?

Since I had a habit of not doing what I was told to do. Staying inside during dragon attacks got boring fast.

Dragon attacks? Why would you not want to stay inside during a dragon attack?!

Status among all the Vikings present, for one. Popularity. A girlfriend. It would've helped!

[OK. He can understand two out of three of those.]

There wasn't any other way? Be the funny Viking, or something?

[A pause.]

Vikings.

There wasn't any room for funny...unless you count being laughable.

I was only trying to help!

You were???

Doesn't learning some jokes sound better than getting eaten by a dragon?!

And how is that suppose to benefit taking them down?!

Let someone else take them down!

Well! I would disagree, but at the same time I can't!

What?

Doing the task versus giving up the task willingly. I'm sorta stuck doing both.

At least you don't have to worry about it while you're here. The scary things from my world followed me here.

I thought I did when I saw one or two of them, but it's been pretty quiet.

[Or, more like less to worry about since he's spoken to a dragon recently.]

What kind of scary things followed you?

The Arrancar and Espada. They're monsters!

Well, Neliel is nice, but the rest of them are monsters!

H-have they been around lately? Are most of them still here??

There used to be more, but the ones that are here are bad enough! The one with pink hair is some kind of mad scientist.

Mad scientist? What's a mad scientist?

[A beat.]

And why does this one have pink hair.

You don't have-

[Well, he did say he was a Viking.]

It's a person who does crazy experiments. To your body!

I don't know why he has pink hair! Why is that important?

That's definitely not good- and I only ask because pink hair's not common!