[Video - backdated to afternoon and also open to action threads if someone goes looking for him]

[asano_san]

[There are three things that are notable about this post.

1. Keigo is looking frantic, even for him.

2. He has an impressive zit on the end of his nose.

3. The bit of background scenery showing behind his head looks like the point where a roof meets the sky.]

Guys?

GUYS?!

What's happening to me? I'm not supposed to fly!

Comments

[inthejunk]

...Did you jump off the roof?!

[asano_san]

No! I jumped up and I kept going up!

[inthejunk]

...Huh.

[Headtilt.]

[asano_san]

You're enjoying this, aren't you?!

[inthejunk]

...No.

Hey, see what the upstairs neighbors are doing!

[asano_san]

I'm not spying for you!

[Besides, he's flailed his way too high for that.]

[inthejunk]

But they're always making those weird scuffling sounds. I bet they're giant caterpillars, you know? I just want to be sure.

[asano_san]

[Caterpillar neighbors?]

Are you drunk right now?

[inthejunk]

No, I have that up. I got really sick from it once.

[asano_san]

Well, I can't do it anyway because I'm above the roof!

*gave ugh

[inthejunk]

...Don't you think that's probably far enough until you figure it out?

[asano_san]

It's not like I'm up here on purpose!

[inthejunk]

[Squint.]

Maybe you need some ballast.

[asano_san]

You'd better not start throwing things at me!

[inthejunk]

I guess we could try to blow you into something you can climb down instead.

[asano_san]

And how are you going to bl-

How are you going to do that?

[inthejunk]

[...At least you didn't actually say it. But have an awkward pause anyway.]

There's a way.

[asano_san]

I don't trust it!

[inthejunk]

Fine. Call me when you hit the atmosphere.

[asano_san]

That's not funny!

[inthejunk]

Not if it really happens, I guess. But how likely is that?

[asano_san]

I don't know how likely it is! Do you?

[inthejunk]

There isn't really a precedent. We'd better say about 50%.

[asano_san]

That's too high! That's too high!

[inthejunk]

Well try holding onto something and climbing down. That should buy you some time at least, right?