[Video - backdated to afternoon and also open to action threads if someone goes looking for him]

[asano_san]

[There are three things that are notable about this post.

1. Keigo is looking frantic, even for him.

2. He has an impressive zit on the end of his nose.

3. The bit of background scenery showing behind his head looks like the point where a roof meets the sky.]

Guys?

GUYS?!

What's happening to me? I'm not supposed to fly!

Comments

[asano_san]

Well, I can't do it anyway because I'm above the roof!

*gave ugh

[inthejunk]

...Don't you think that's probably far enough until you figure it out?

[asano_san]

It's not like I'm up here on purpose!

[inthejunk]

[Squint.]

Maybe you need some ballast.

[asano_san]

You'd better not start throwing things at me!

[inthejunk]

I guess we could try to blow you into something you can climb down instead.

[asano_san]

And how are you going to bl-

How are you going to do that?

[inthejunk]

[...At least you didn't actually say it. But have an awkward pause anyway.]

There's a way.

[asano_san]

I don't trust it!

[inthejunk]

Fine. Call me when you hit the atmosphere.

[asano_san]

That's not funny!

[inthejunk]

Not if it really happens, I guess. But how likely is that?

[asano_san]

I don't know how likely it is! Do you?

[inthejunk]

There isn't really a precedent. We'd better say about 50%.

[asano_san]

That's too high! That's too high!

[inthejunk]

Well try holding onto something and climbing down. That should buy you some time at least, right?

[asano_san]

But how do I reach that thing to hold on to in the first place?

[inthejunk]

I'm not going to help you if you keep making me repeat myself. This conversation is only going in circles.

[asano_san]

I didn't ask you that before!

[Did he? Maybe he did. He doesn't know anymore. It's too hard to think when you're flying!]

[inthejunk]

You'll just have to wait it out. These things never last more than a few days, right?

[asano_san]

I'm supposed to stay in the air for a few days?!

[inthejunk]

Well you didn't like the other idea. What do you want, a lasso rescue?

[asano_san]

[He considers it. He really does.

And then decides that he would rather starve to death ten meters off the ground than be lassoed down by Yosuke.]

Never mind! I'll just wait for it to go away!

[inthejunk]

Mmhmm call when you change your mind. And try to make it before dark, I hate treating darkness scratches. They get all oozey.

[asano_san]

Don't say things like that!