[Video - backdated to afternoon and also open to action threads if someone goes looking for him]

[asano_san]

[There are three things that are notable about this post.

1. Keigo is looking frantic, even for him.

2. He has an impressive zit on the end of his nose.

3. The bit of background scenery showing behind his head looks like the point where a roof meets the sky.]

Guys?

GUYS?!

What's happening to me? I'm not supposed to fly!

Comments

[asano_san]

That's too high! That's too high!

[inthejunk]

Well try holding onto something and climbing down. That should buy you some time at least, right?

[asano_san]

But how do I reach that thing to hold on to in the first place?

[inthejunk]

I'm not going to help you if you keep making me repeat myself. This conversation is only going in circles.

[asano_san]

I didn't ask you that before!

[Did he? Maybe he did. He doesn't know anymore. It's too hard to think when you're flying!]

[inthejunk]

You'll just have to wait it out. These things never last more than a few days, right?

[asano_san]

I'm supposed to stay in the air for a few days?!

[inthejunk]

Well you didn't like the other idea. What do you want, a lasso rescue?

[asano_san]

[He considers it. He really does.

And then decides that he would rather starve to death ten meters off the ground than be lassoed down by Yosuke.]

Never mind! I'll just wait for it to go away!

[inthejunk]

Mmhmm call when you change your mind. And try to make it before dark, I hate treating darkness scratches. They get all oozey.

[asano_san]

Don't say things like that!

[inthejunk]

Someone has to point out the flaw in this plan, right?

[asano_san]

I'll figure something out! Maybe Ichigo can save me!

[inthejunk]

Has he noticed you're up there yet?

[asano_san]

...

He dragged me down earlier.

[inthejunk]

...How many times are you planning to make someone rescue you? Don't you think that's pushing it?

[asano_san]

I can't help it! I just float up again!

[inthejunk]

So stay inside! Call in flighty.

[asano_san]

You think that's funny, don't you?

[inthejunk]

Ah c'mon, it's a little funny.

[asano_san]

Maybe it's funny if YOU'RE NOT THE ONE FLYING!

[inthejunk]

Jeez, my ears.

[asano_san]

Oh, are you uncomfortable?

How do you think I feel!

[inthejunk]

Something like a weather balloon, right?

[Oh, hey. Nori senbei. Score! Kids who are flying away don't need their snacks after all...]

[asano_san]

[He hates you so much right now.]