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[twin_armageddons]

Alright lithten up, I am thending all of you thomething thuper important tho you thhould think about filling it in. I even wrote it in black and not my uthual yellow, that'th how important thith ith. Not dropping the quirk though, tho deal with it. Fill it out and we'll go from there.

appliicatiion two be 2ollux captor'2 be2t friiend.

name:
age:
race:

an2wer ye2 or no for the2e:

are you reliigiiou2?:
do you beliieve2 iin miiracle2?:
do you liike viideo game2?:

other 2tuff:

hobbiie2:
piick ten word2 two de2criibe your2elf:
favoriite number:
favoriite moviie:
favoriite game:

complete the following:

karkat vanta2 ii2....:

<font face=courier><strong><u>appliicatiion two be 2ollux captor'2 be2t friiend.</strong></font></u> <font face=courier><strong>name:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>age:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>race:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong><u>an2wer ye2 or no for the2e:</strong></font></u> <font face=courier><strong>are you reliigiiou2?:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>do you beliieve2 iin miiracle2?:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>do you liike viideo game2?:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong><u>other 2tuff:</strong></font></u> <font face=courier><strong>hobbiie2:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>piick ten word2 two de2criibe your2elf:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>favoriite number: </strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>favoriite moviie:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>favoriite game:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong><u>complete the following:</strong></font></u> <font face=courier><strong>karkat vanta2 ii2....:</strong></font>

Comments

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[reassures]

Isn't it better to make friends than have them apply?

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[twin_armageddons]

nope.

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[reassures]

I don't think you'd know someone very well from that form, though.

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[twin_armageddons]

iit help2 two weed out all the iidiiot2 though.

[madeinoblivion]

Sorry. Ive already got a best friend.

But Im Joe. I don't really want to get into how old i am. Id race you on foot or on a bike any day. Video games are great, as long as they're not at SERO's stupid arcade.

Miracles i guess i believe in, but i think you've got to work most of the time, for your wishes to come true. Jonova church is only good for their free food boxes. I like djing, skateparks, exploring the darkness, sports? (all sports not jsut hockey.)

My fav number? 14 i guess? My favorite movies the one me and mr. cohen won munny for making. I like any fighting game.

[twin_armageddons]

you get poiint2 for liikiing game2 and thiinkiing church ii2 only good for the free food.

raciing or 2port2 aren't really my thiing though.

[madeinoblivion]

yeah well even good friends can like different things.

private; shitty filter

[phazeandblood]

appliicatiion two be 2ollux captor'2 be2t friiend. THIS IS STUPID

name: KARKAT VANTAS
age: 7
race: TROLL

an2wer ye2 or no for the2e:

are you reliigiiou2?: NOT REALLY.
do you beliieve2 iin miiracle2?: YES.
do you liike viideo game2?: ONLY WHEN I'M NOT PLAYING AGAINST A CHEATING ASSHOLE.

other 2tuff:

hobbiie2: RECENTLY? WATCHING MOVIES, TRAINING AND REMINDING MYSELF WHY I'M SUCH A STUPID FUCKASS.
piick ten word2 two de2criibe your2elf: DUMBASS, WORTHLESS, PATHETIC, DOUCHEBAG, STUPID, RETARDED, THOUGHTLESS, SHITTY, ASSHOLE, NUBBY
favoriite number: I DON'T HAVE ONE BECAUSE A CERTAIN SOMEONE RUINED MY SIGN FOR ME FOREVER AND I CAN NEVER SEE IT WITHOUT THINKING OF HIS QUIRK AND SOBBING QUIETLY TO MYSELF IN THE HORN PILE ABOUT HOW I'M RELATED TO THAT THING.
favoriite moviie: 50 FIRST DATES
favoriite game: ANYTHING THAT'S NOT A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER BECAUSE FUCK THOSE.

complete the following:

karkat vanta2 ii2....: A RETARDEDLY WORTHLESS BULGELICKING WASTE OF ECTOSLIME WHO'S THE WORST FUCKING FRIEND ANYONE COULD ASK FOR.

private; awe2ome fiilter

[twin_armageddons]

ii'm not 2ure iif you can apply for a po2iitiion you previiou2ly gave up.

private;

[phazeandblood]

FINE, SEE IF I FUCKING CARE.

[video]

[theshortestbird]

[This is ridiculous and yet it actually makes him smile. So.]

Text doesn't seem the right way to go with something as looking for a best friend, so...

I'm Tim. I'm not really religious, I'd like to believe in miracles, and I love videogames. Maybe too much. Hobbies are photography, computers, going to the arcade... does coffee count as a hobby? Ten words to describe myself is a tough one, I'm going to skip that... I don't really have a favorite number, favorite movie is anything with a good fighting scene, favorite game is that third person shooter? The one you can play with other people, I spent most of a summer glued to my TV playing that one with a headset on.

Not a bad way to spend ten minutes.

[video]

[twin_armageddons]

[It is meant to be rediculous, mostly to piss someone off, but he is actually having fun with it now.

Doing video huh? Then sup, have some weird looking grey lispy guy on your screen.]

Coffee countth ath a hobby. And thpending your time glued to the TV playing gameth ith pretty much the betht hobby anyone can have.

[video]

[theshortestbird]

[It is kind of fun. He's never had to do something like this before... and thank god he's met other trolls before, or he might be taken aback at what he sees.

You guys just keep popping up everywhere, don't you?]

Good, because I drink more coffee then I probably should. But I love games. Even just coming home from work, I need some way to unwind.

[video]

[surgicalshot]

I don't think I've ever seen an application to be someone's best friend before! [He laughs.] It's definitely a first.

[video]

[twin_armageddons]

People thould do it more often. It at leatht narrowth down your choiceth once you filter out the idiotth.

Re: [video]

[surgicalshot]

But isn't it more fun to get to know a person over time? There are so many surprises then!

[spaceydog]

...i guess this is the best way to weed out anyone who wouldnt be a potentially good friend :P

[twin_armageddons]

that ii2 pretty much the poiint of iit, yeah.

[spaceydog]

i suppose after being friends with karkat, i am suprised we aren't all doing this!!

[pranksterheir]

are you and karkat fighting...?

[twin_armageddons]

what gave you that iidea?

[pranksterheir]

i don't know, why else would you want a new best friend?

[symmachy]

appliicatiion two be 2ollux captor'2 be2t friiend.

name: Scathach.
age: Older than you.
race: Not human.

an2wer ye2 or no for the2e:

are you reliigiiou2?: Not particularly.
do you beliieve2 iin miiracle2?: No.
do you liike viideo game2?: Not particularly.

other 2tuff:

hobbiie2: Several.
piick ten word2 two de2criibe your2elf: No thanks.
favoriite number: Two.
favoriite moviie: I don't watch many movies.
favoriite game: I don't play may games.

complete the following:

karkat vanta2 ii2....: a kid.

[twin_armageddons]

bzzzzt.
rejected.

[symmachy]

Alright.

[and no fucks were given by anybody that day]