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[twin_armageddons]

Alright lithten up, I am thending all of you thomething thuper important tho you thhould think about filling it in. I even wrote it in black and not my uthual yellow, that'th how important thith ith. Not dropping the quirk though, tho deal with it. Fill it out and we'll go from there.

appliicatiion two be 2ollux captor'2 be2t friiend.

name:
age:
race:

an2wer ye2 or no for the2e:

are you reliigiiou2?:
do you beliieve2 iin miiracle2?:
do you liike viideo game2?:

other 2tuff:

hobbiie2:
piick ten word2 two de2criibe your2elf:
favoriite number:
favoriite moviie:
favoriite game:

complete the following:

karkat vanta2 ii2....:

<font face=courier><strong><u>appliicatiion two be 2ollux captor'2 be2t friiend.</strong></font></u> <font face=courier><strong>name:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>age:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>race:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong><u>an2wer ye2 or no for the2e:</strong></font></u> <font face=courier><strong>are you reliigiiou2?:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>do you beliieve2 iin miiracle2?:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>do you liike viideo game2?:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong><u>other 2tuff:</strong></font></u> <font face=courier><strong>hobbiie2:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>piick ten word2 two de2criibe your2elf:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>favoriite number: </strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>favoriite moviie:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong>favoriite game:</strong></font> <font face=courier><strong><u>complete the following:</strong></font></u> <font face=courier><strong>karkat vanta2 ii2....:</strong></font>

Comments

[symmachy]

Do tell.

[twin_armageddons]

well thii2 group of them liiked two flarp a lot even though iit wa2 dangerou2 and then ba2iically a lot of bad 2tuff happend two them 2o iit really ii2n't 2omethiing ii would reccomend.
fiightiing or whatever for fun, that ii2.

[symmachy]

What about simply learning to fight?

[twin_armageddons]

ii gue22 that would be a 2mart thiing two do 2eeiing a2 thii2 place ii2 full of fuck know2 what.

[symmachy]

I could teach you.

[twin_armageddons]

ii don't need two learn.

[symmachy]

That's what they all say.

[twin_armageddons]

no but ii mean ii 2eriiou2ly don't need two.

[symmachy]

Why?

[twin_armageddons]

ii'm a p2iioniic, there'2 no need two learn phy2iical fiightiing.

[symmachy]

You haven't taken into account the possibility of losing your powers?

[twin_armageddons]

iif that happen2 ii gue22 ii wiill diie and liiterally nobody would be 2urprii2ed.

[symmachy]

That's optimistic.

[twin_armageddons]

better two 2ay the truth than be an iidiiot who 2ay2 everythiing ii2 goiing two be fiine.

[symmachy]

You could tell the truth and actually have everything be fine, though.

[twin_armageddons]

nothiing ii2 ever fiine though and iit alway2 goe2 wrong.
liike me 2ayiing everyone wiill diie
and ii would go bliind
and then diie agaiin.
then ii get here and kk'2 liike "hey ii'm mad at you becau2e you went bliind and then diied agaiin and left me"
why are people 2tiill 2urprii2ed when thii2 2tuff happen2.

[symmachy]

Because they have a hard time accepting the truth, probably.

[twin_armageddons]

2ound2 about riight.

[symmachy]

Good thing you can always make a better truth.

[twin_armageddons]

no you can't.
not really.

[symmachy]

[she's just
done with arguing. she doesn't feel like it's worth it anymore.]