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Alright lithten up, I am thending all of you thomething thuper important tho you thhould think about filling it in. I even wrote it in black and not my uthual yellow, that'th how important thith ith. Not dropping the quirk though, tho deal with it. Fill it out and we'll go from there.

appliicatiion two be 2ollux captor'2 be2t friiend.

name:
age:
race:

an2wer ye2 or no for the2e:

are you reliigiiou2?:
do you beliieve2 iin miiracle2?:
do you liike viideo game2?:

other 2tuff:

hobbiie2:
piick ten word2 two de2criibe your2elf:
favoriite number:
favoriite moviie:
favoriite game:

complete the following:

karkat vanta2 ii2....:

appliicatiion two be 2ollux captor'2 be2t friiend.

name:
age:
race:

an2wer ye2 or no for the2e:

are you reliigiiou2?:
do you beliieve2 iin miiracle2?:
do you liike viideo game2?:

other 2tuff:

hobbiie2:
piick ten word2 two de2criibe your2elf:
favoriite number: 
favoriite moviie:
favoriite game:

complete the following:

karkat vanta2 ii2....:

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ii don't want two hear about how you are goiing nubby head over ugly heal2 for 2ome human jerk thank2 very much.

DIDN'T I SPECIFICALLY STATE THAT IT WAS SOMETHING YOU COULD NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I DID.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU ANYWAYS AND AS MY BEST FRIEND YOU'RE OBLIGATED TO LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAD TO HEAR ABOUT WHATEVER BULLSHIT YOU AND ARADIA WOULD GET UP TO.
I SERIOUSLY THINK THIS IS A THING THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK OUT BECAUSE HOLY SHIT DESPITE BEING A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG MAJORITY OF THE TIME ACCORDING TO SOURCES AND FIRST HAND WITNESS HE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING PERFECT ROMCOM MATERIAL BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AND IT'S ALMOST CRIMINAL WHAT HIS EYES CAN DO WITHOUT THOSE SHADES I MEAN JESUS FUCK I'M PRETTY SURE MY THINKPAN SHUT DOWN FOR A FULL TWO MINUTES.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
TWO JUST FOR YOU BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW LONG IT WAS BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TRACK OF BUT I WENT AND SAID TWO ANYWAYS JUST TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO PAY ATTENTION TO IF YOU SKIP OVER THE REST OF THIS.

lmao i totally 2kiipped everythiing untiil ii got two the two, how diid you know?

but kk iif you know ii don't care why do you briing iit up.

ii dont know, iit ju2t 2ound2 weiird datiing a human.
way two weiird.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A PREDICTABLE DOUCHEBAG BUT FOR SOME REASON I FEEL LIKE SHARING WITH YOU ANYWAYS.

AND, I DON'T KNOW IT JUST SEEMS DIFFERENT WITH HIM I GUESS?
LIKE, HE GETS TROLL SHIT BETTER THAN HE UNDERSTANDS HUMAN SHIT BECAUSE HE WAS RAISED IN A WORLD RUN BY THE EMPRESS WHERE ONLY HIM AND ONE CHICK WERE THE LAST HUMANS ALIVE.
THERE'S NO AWKWARD EXPLANATIONS OR HAVING TO GO OVER CULTURAL DIFFERENCES OR ANY BULLSHIT LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE JUST *GETS IT8* AND SOMETIMES EVEN MORE THAN SOME TROLLS WOULD.

huh.
how diid that even happen?
the empre22 thiing not the you datiing a 2triider thiing.

WELL, AFTER SHIT FELL DOWN FROM IT'S ENCOUNTER WITH THE FAN I ASSUME IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH HOW YOU DIED AFTER GOING BLIND AND CAME BACK HALF DEAD AND STAYED WITH ARADIA.
BASICALLY YOU TOOK THE METEOR TO THE GREEN SUN AND THEN YOU AND ARADIA GAVE US A KICK TO SEND US OFF THROUGH THE FURTHEST RINGS AND WE WERE ON A TWO AND A HALF SWEEP VOYAGE FROM HELL HEADED TO THE NEW SESSION FROM THE HUMAN'S SCRATCH.
WE WERE GOING TO END UP WHERE DIRK AND HIS FRIENDS WERE AND I'M ASSUMING THE EMPRESS PROBABLY GOT THERE ALONG THE SAME PATH, JUST FASTER AND EARLIER SOMEHOW.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW ALL THE DETAILS YET, WE'RE STILL WORKING ON THAT PART.
I THINK VRISKA'S ANCESTOR'S PRE-SCRATCH SELF MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT IT BUT I KIND OF WASN'T LISTENING AND THAT WAS LIKE HALF A SWEEP AGO ANYWAY.

okay 2o when you 2ay iit had 2omethiing two do wiith me, iit diidn't ACTUALLY have 2omethiing two do wiith me.
2o 2he'2 2tiill aliive huh.

I MEANT THAT'S HOW WE WERE GETTING THERE.
AND YEAH, SHE WAS IMMUNE TO THE VAST GLUB.
WHICH YOUR ANCESTOR DIED IN APPARENTLY, I REMEMBER THAT MUCH FROM SERKET'S RAMBLINGS.
SHE KEPT HIM ALIVE AS THE HEMLSMAN FOR HER SHIP THAT ENTIRE FUCKING TIME.

[THat's news. But at the same time he cannot even be that surprised at the shitty life of a captor.]

...fuck.

YEAH, PRETTY MUCH MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
SO IT'S KIND OF A GOOD THING OUR SPECIES DIED OTHERWISE YOU'D PROBABLY BE FUCKED WORSE THAN ME.

yeah ii already knew about that.
p2iioniic2 gettiing hooked up liike fuckiing 2hiip batteriie2, ii mean.
iit never occurred to me that my ance2tor would be one though.
probably becau2e ii diidn't even beliieve iin that.

IT WAS APPARENTLY HIS PUNISHMENT FOR ASSISTING MY ANCESTOR IN THE FIRST REBELLION.

2o ba2iically all captor2 and vanta2 are doomed two have a friiend2hiip full of faiilure and fuckup2.

MOST.
I DON'T KNOW IF KANKRI HAD ANY ACTUAL FRIENDS TO BE HONEST SINCE HE GOT THE VERY FITTING TITLE OF THE INSUFFERABLE AND MITUNA IS A BIT TOO OUT OF IT MOST OF THE TIME?
BUT THEIR UNIVERSE IS FUCKED UP ANYWAYS SO YEAH BASICALLY.

yeah tho2e reject2 don't count.

THEY WERE ALL A BUNCH OF FREAKS, EXCEPT FOR ODDLY ENOUGH MEENAH PEIXES WHO WAS THE PRE-SCRATCH VERSION OF THE EMPRESS.
SHE WAS PRETTY COOL MOST OF THE TIME.

well peiixe2 giirl2 u2ually are.

THIS ONE WAS COOLER AND MORE BADASS DESPITE COMING FROM A REALLY SHITTY WORLD.
IT WAS ALL THANKS TO HER THEY EVEN MADE IT IN THE DREAM BUBBLES TO NOT DISAPPEAR WITH THE SCRATCH IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE SHE HAD THE GLOBES TO TAKE THE TUMOR AND BLOW THEM ALL RIGHT THE FUCK UP BEFORE THE SCRATCH FINISHED IT'S WORK.
OKAY SO SHE MIGHT BE A BIT BATSHIT CRAZY BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.

...defiine bat2hiit crazy.

SHE MIGHT LIKE STABBING THINGS A BIT TOO MUCH TO BE COMPLETELY NORMAL AND ALSO THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO GET A GIANT GHOST ARMY ON A SUICIDE MISSION TO ATTACK AN ENEMY THAT HAS THE POWER TO NOT ONLY KILL SAID GHOSTS BUT ALSO BREAK THE VOID AND DESTROY DREAM BUBBLES WHILE HE'S AT IT.
BY THE WAY BAD NEWS, WE'VE GOT SERIOUS PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE AND JACK IS THE LEAST OF OUR WORRIES.

2o 2he'2 ju2t another bat2hiit hiighblood. got iit.

what do you mean wor2e than jack?

PRETTY MUCH.

DID YOU MISS THE PART ABOUT THE GUY THAT CAN BREAK DREAM BUBBLES?
BECAUSE THAT WAS A THING THAT HAPPENED.
NOT JUST THE DREAM BUBBLES, HE LEFT A MOTHERFUCKING CRACK IN THE VOID ITSELF AND KILLED HORRORTERRORS IN THE PROCESS.

ii 2ort of remember but come on ii had only ju2t arriived and wa2 bu2y wiith the new2 that half of u2 diied.
2o 2omethiing ii2 kiilliing the bubble2.
the only thiing u2 dead people have left.
great.

NOT JUST THAT, HE'S OUT TO GET ALL OF US BECAUSE THE ONLY THING HE CARES ABOUT IS SEEING PEOPLE DEAD.
THIS FUCKER IS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY BAD THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN OUR UNIVERSE.

BUT YEAH, NOT BOTHERING WITH THAT SHIT HERE BECAUSE IT IS OFFICIALLY NOT OUR FUCKING PROBLEM UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

yeah, ii thiink that all iit ii2 goiing two do ii2 giive me a headache wor2e than the one ii already have.

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