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[twin_armageddons]

and once agaiin the uniiver2e deciide2 two take a ma22iive dump on 2ollux captor.
apparently beiing on a meteor awaiitiing death wa2n't enough and then ii 2uddenly found my2elf on 2ome 2port2 fiield on what ii can only a22ume ii2 human earth??
what ii2 even the deal wiith that?
that ii2 2uch a 2tupiid place two tran2port people two and whoever deciided on that locatiion 2hould step off and go 2hove 2omethiing up theiir nook.

anyway thank2 for the free tour of thii2 horrendou2ly 2unny place ii gue22 but iif 2omeone could ju2t poiint me iin the diirectiion of the neare2t exiit, that would be great.

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and once again the universe decides to take a massive dump on sollux captor.
apparently being on a meteor awaiting death wasn't enough and then i suddenly found myself on some sorts field on what i can only assume is human earth??
what is even the deal with that?
that is such a stupid play to transport people to and whoever decided on that location should step off and go shove something up their nook.
anyway thanks for the free tour of this horrendously sunny place i guess but if someone could just point me in the direction of the nearest exit, that would be great. ]

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[phazeandblood]

[First John, then Gamzee and now just barely twenty four hours later this douchebag shows up. What the fuck is the core even doing, trying to make up for those creatures maiming him in his first week? Whatever it's doing, it's a pretty damned good job of it.

Fuck it, Karkat has to see for himself. He'd seen his best friend near death, half dead and then fully dead several times but it's been a long fucking time since he's actually seen him with that shitty quirk and lisp and alive. So on the video goes, and oh look. Karkat's not wearing his sign, just an oversized grey hoodie that does absolutely nothing but make him look just a bit smaller than usual.]

The deal is you're going to be eaten if you stay out long enough for night to fall and you'll have no one to blame but your fucked up thinkpan and stupidity. We're stuck in this city whether we like it or not, there is no exit. Get ready for freezing ass weather, hellish creatures at night and being stuck adjusting to a human sleeping schedule. And getting a job in this shit hole so you won't be kicked out of the respiteblock they give you after the free month is up.

[He missed you bro, even if he's not really good at showing it up front.]

[twin_armageddons]

[It may have been a long time for Karkat, but Sollux had just seen him literally an hour or something ago. He turns the video on, something he probably wouldn't do for anyone else save a couple other trolls.]

Wow ith that all you've got to thay? No "Oh, hi" or "Thorry I tho obviouthly fucked up thomehow and brought uth all here!"

I wath looking forward to a nap, dammit.

[phazeandblood]

FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG, THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!

[It feels good to yell at him again, to have a reason to. The whole "0k" think was kind of unsettling.]

Maybe I'd be a little more fucking sympathetic if you hadn't abandoned me a sweep ago and left me on the meteor with those assholes and interspecies make outs everywhere and a living fucking nightmare where my only god damned solace was a dead psychotic teenage alternate universe version of the Condescension whenever I passed out or we got caught up in those stupid fucking dreambubbles, which was another thing you didn't bother to utilize to just stop by and say "oh hey karkat you still alive there surrounded by all those fuckasses?" maybe AT LEAST ONCE.

[Yeah. That was not what meant to come out and he's already facepalming at himself over here.]

And you don't understand a god damned word of that, do you? No, because you haven't gotten nearly killed and exploded again yet. Which is a thing you need to stop doing by the way. There's only so many fucking times I can see you bleeding from every god damned orifice before it gets old.

[Okay. Breath. Back up. Explain. Do not give Captor a chance to go off his rocker here, fucker's still got that whole bipolar shit going on.]

Timeline shenanigans. I'm seven now and it has been one giant fucking nightmare of a sweep on that meteor and then nearly two months in this shitty place being the only fucking troll surrounded by humans. Nearly died, had my entire back stitched together for a month with several instances where said stitches ripped and it generally sucked ass. And YOU'RE FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT GETTING YOUR NAP WELL FUCK YOU TOO.

[twin_armageddons]

What the fuck are you even talking about? Obviouthly i didn't abandon you thince I wath right near you barely a fucking hour ago!

And no, I have no idea what you're talking about but hey, if you don't want to thee me bleeding then maybe you thouldn't have let me die like the grubfithted douchebag you are!

[He still doesn't know what KK means exactly, all this talk about a teenage Empress and him apparently dying and exploding more than that one time where he already had.

One thing he does know though- Fuck timeline shenanigans.]

...Theven. Well I thee your hornth didn't grow at all their thtill ath thtupid and nubby ath ever.

[It wasn't yelled at him like the rest of the insults had been. It was his way of saying 'I believe you but you're still a douchebag.']

[phazeandblood]

[He stops, figuring he has to say it. Sollux deserves to know. His rage died down, he has to admit something he never did before.]

You were right all along. There were only five of us trolls alive by the time Rose and Dave showed up on the meteor, fuck you were only half alive and one of them was a god tier Aradia that popped up out of fucking no where. Kanaya was killed but came back as a rainbow drinker, you went blind and then died getting us to the green sun and then came back as a half dead asshole and stayed behind at the green sun with Aradia.

So it was only me, Terezi, Kanaya and Gamzee along with the two humans. And some weird mayor guy I guess, but that's all it's been for the past sweep. And just like I had fucking predicted Terezi and Dave hooked up and so did Kanaya and Rose and Gamzee spent half his fucking time lurking around in the vents so it was really fucking annoying dealing with all that bullshit. We passed through the dream bubbles and saw a bunch of doomed timeline versions of everyone and a lot of other shit, so it was a giant fucking migraine.

So yeah, hi. I'm actually kind of glad to see you and your stupid lisp.

[twin_armageddons]

[Oh, he went blind and then died again, how about that? In another situation he might have taken this opportunity to point out that yes, he had been right about it all along, but since KK was actually explaining it all to him properly he was much more concerned with what actually went down.

Five trolls, he begins counting through them all and wondering how the fuck half their group had ended up dead, when Karkat mentions a certain friend.]

AA? Aradia wath alive? Not the weird robot her but, for real?

[It's hard to focus on everything KK said after that, but he managed to pull some names out from it. Rose and Dave.. they were two of the humans right? Then Terezi, Kanaya, Gamzee..

Wait.]

Where wath Feferi?

[phazeandblood]

[Yeah, he can't look at the screen when he goes on. His gaze is shifted a bit to the side, clearly uncomfortable with explaining all of this.]

Eridan finally snapped, he blinded you and knocked you out and then killed Feferi and Kanaya while I just stood there like a fucking pathetic waste of space and watched. Kanaya killed him later after she revived as a rainbow drinker. Gamzee went crazy and it was right after the incident with Eridan so I panicked and sent Equius after him to subdue him. He killed Equius and Nepeta both. Vriska killed Tavros and Gamzee got Terezi to kill Vriska. I managed to calm him down from his murderous rage, he's my moirail now.

And then out of no where there was Aradia, fully alive and god tier fairy glory. I can't really blame you for staying behind with her even when I begged you to come with us on the meteor, with Feferi gone and just getting her back it was an obvious choice.

[gunsling]

I imagine it would be if it were actually that easy.
For the time being though you might as well consider yourself stuck fast where you are.
Not that im sure people arent already on the job of looking for a way right back out.

[twin_armageddons]

there ha2 two be a way two rever2e iit 2omehow.
ii2n't that one of the ba2iic rule2 of phy2iic2 or 2omethiing.
ii don't even know.
who are you anyway?

[gunsling]

Physics was never my strong suit but if youre asking if theres a way to send us all back then im sure youre right.
We just havent actually figure out what that way is.
Either way the name is jake english nice to meet you.

[twin_armageddons]

hii.
ii gue22 ii 2hould tell you my name two, iit'2 2ollux.
2ollux captor.

[gunsling]

Sollux?
You wouldnt be a troll by any chance would you?

[twin_armageddons]

yeah.
let me gue22, you know kk.

[pranksterheir]

[Hmm... Weird typing? Meteor? Talking about human earth? Nook? He has a feeling this might be a troll, but it's not one he recognizes.]

what were you doing on a meteor?
are you another troll?

[twin_armageddons]

waiitiing two diie.
or more 2peciifiically, at the poiint iin tiime, 2iittiing iin a piile of crappy horn2.
and ye2 ii am a troll, who are you?

[pranksterheir]

i'm john! which troll are you?

[twin_armageddons]

oh you're the guy that couldn't hack the rocket code.
ii'm the guy that could.

[pranksterheir]

oh, cool! thanks, the rocket pack was awesome.

[twin_armageddons]

don't mentiion iit ii gue22.
the name'2 2ollux by the way.
kk already told me that mo2t of you lot were here and pii22iing hiim off eheheh.

[text] If this is too late, don't worry about it!

[aprettybutterfly]

The bright text is unnecessary. People will still read what you say.

[text] its fine :>.

[twin_armageddons]

thank2 for your obviiou2ly iimportant iinput here.

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[aprettybutterfly]

They used to throw non-conformists into jail.

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[twin_armageddons]

pretty 2ure a jaiil cell would be ea2y to e2cape from.

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[aprettybutterfly]

It is. Not that much fun.

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[twin_armageddons]

do you end up iin jaiil often or 2omethiing?