sirenspull | [Text]

Entry tags:

[Text]

and once agaiin the uniiver2e deciide2 two take a ma22iive dump on 2ollux captor.
apparently beiing on a meteor awaiitiing death wa2n't enough and then ii 2uddenly found my2elf on 2ome 2port2 fiield on what ii can only a22ume ii2 human earth??
what ii2 even the deal wiith that?
that ii2 2uch a 2tupiid place two tran2port people two and whoever deciided on that locatiion 2hould step off and go 2hove 2omethiing up theiir nook.

anyway thank2 for the free tour of thii2 horrendou2ly 2unny place ii gue22 but iif 2omeone could ju2t poiint me iin the diirectiion of the neare2t exiit, that would be great.

[Translation and text opt out post

and once again the universe decides to take a massive dump on sollux captor.
apparently being on a meteor awaiting death wasn't enough and then i suddenly found myself on some sorts field on what i can only assume is human earth??
what is even the deal with that?
that is such a stupid play to transport people to and whoever decided on that location should step off and go shove something up their nook.
anyway thanks for the free tour of this horrendously sunny place i guess but if someone could just point me in the direction of the nearest exit, that would be great. ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

What the fuck are you even talking about? Obviouthly i didn't abandon you thince I wath right near you barely a fucking hour ago!

And no, I have no idea what you're talking about but hey, if you don't want to thee me bleeding then maybe you thouldn't have let me die like the grubfithted douchebag you are!

[He still doesn't know what KK means exactly, all this talk about a teenage Empress and him apparently dying and exploding more than that one time where he already had.

One thing he does know though- Fuck timeline shenanigans.]

...Theven. Well I thee your hornth didn't grow at all their thtill ath thtupid and nubby ath ever.

[It wasn't yelled at him like the rest of the insults had been. It was his way of saying 'I believe you but you're still a douchebag.']

[He stops, figuring he has to say it. Sollux deserves to know. His rage died down, he has to admit something he never did before.]

You were right all along. There were only five of us trolls alive by the time Rose and Dave showed up on the meteor, fuck you were only half alive and one of them was a god tier Aradia that popped up out of fucking no where. Kanaya was killed but came back as a rainbow drinker, you went blind and then died getting us to the green sun and then came back as a half dead asshole and stayed behind at the green sun with Aradia.

So it was only me, Terezi, Kanaya and Gamzee along with the two humans. And some weird mayor guy I guess, but that's all it's been for the past sweep. And just like I had fucking predicted Terezi and Dave hooked up and so did Kanaya and Rose and Gamzee spent half his fucking time lurking around in the vents so it was really fucking annoying dealing with all that bullshit. We passed through the dream bubbles and saw a bunch of doomed timeline versions of everyone and a lot of other shit, so it was a giant fucking migraine.

So yeah, hi. I'm actually kind of glad to see you and your stupid lisp.

[Oh, he went blind and then died again, how about that? In another situation he might have taken this opportunity to point out that yes, he had been right about it all along, but since KK was actually explaining it all to him properly he was much more concerned with what actually went down.

Five trolls, he begins counting through them all and wondering how the fuck half their group had ended up dead, when Karkat mentions a certain friend.]

AA? Aradia wath alive? Not the weird robot her but, for real?

[It's hard to focus on everything KK said after that, but he managed to pull some names out from it. Rose and Dave.. they were two of the humans right? Then Terezi, Kanaya, Gamzee..

Wait.]

Where wath Feferi?

[Yeah, he can't look at the screen when he goes on. His gaze is shifted a bit to the side, clearly uncomfortable with explaining all of this.]

Eridan finally snapped, he blinded you and knocked you out and then killed Feferi and Kanaya while I just stood there like a fucking pathetic waste of space and watched. Kanaya killed him later after she revived as a rainbow drinker. Gamzee went crazy and it was right after the incident with Eridan so I panicked and sent Equius after him to subdue him. He killed Equius and Nepeta both. Vriska killed Tavros and Gamzee got Terezi to kill Vriska. I managed to calm him down from his murderous rage, he's my moirail now.

And then out of no where there was Aradia, fully alive and god tier fairy glory. I can't really blame you for staying behind with her even when I begged you to come with us on the meteor, with Feferi gone and just getting her back it was an obvious choice.

[Eridan. He knew he would go blind and die again, he'd seen it, but he'd never seen known the precise details as to how it went down. Shit, he should have gotten rid of that finned douchebag when he had the chance.

Sollux is silent for moment, obviously thinking over this new news and blaming himself for it. He's pissed off at Ampora, but even that is drowned out by the feeling of failure. He can't even poke at Karkat for being moiriails to the intoxicated clown, since apparently he's more on the terrifyingly murderous side of things now.

But there is some hope, at least. That he got to see Aradia again. Or not, he was blind wasn't he, fuck.]

I dunno, I can't tell you what I wath thinking can I, it hathn't happened for me yet.

[Then suddenly, another question comes to mind, one that he needs to know the answer to.]

Who elthe ith here?

Don't worry about it man, sorry for blowing up on you over shit you didn't do.

[Because really, he's happy to see Sollux again and shouldn't have lost his temper like that over stupid shit.]

You, me and Gamzee are the only trolls. The rest are most of the humans. Dave, Jade, John, Jake, Dirk and Dirk's AI self. The last three are from the human's scratched universe, Jake was Jade's grandfather and Dirk was Dave's bro but they're just a little older than us now. Gamzee and John just got here a day before you.

Didn't do yet.

[Grandfather and bro don't really mean much to him but he's assuming it stands for those lusus-family things that humans have going on. Honestly he's more interested in hearing about this supposted 'AI self"]

Are we talking about annoying miracleth Gamzee or my future murderclown Gamzee?

[He can't help but snort at the way he says that.]

He's not going to murder anyone anytime soon, and the more specific term is sober. The flip out happened after he came down from those fucking pies, but he's still Gamzee either way.

Okay.

[Good to know.]

Do they even have thopor here? What about recupercoonth?

No, they don't. But I've got mine with me at least so we can figure something out. Luckily I had it in my sylladex from rearranging my room. I had been planning on just letting Gamzee sleep with me until we figured something out but that plan kind of goes out the window since you'll need it too.

Dirk can probably help us with building something for each of you, he's more familiar with troll culture than all of the other humans. He got the shit luck of growing up on a Earth that was taken over by the Empress mixed with the freakish robotics knowledge of Equius so I'm sure he can think of something if we can't.

[God dammit KK every sentence ends up spilling out something even weirder.]

The Empresth. On Earth? What. I mean what, how doeth thomething like that even happen.

Anyway don't worry about it right now, I mean maybe we don't even need thopor here or thomething.

[He's not even going to begin trying to explain that one, he barely understands it himself.]

Sollux, when night falls in this place it's almost worse than hearing the horror terrors. And a lot more fucking dangerous.

[He pauses, gritting his teeth before shrugging off his hoodie and pulling his plain sweater up over his head enough to show his back as he turns. And there's that thick scar, from his right shoulder all the way down to his left hip. He shrugs the sweater down again just as quick.]

I was a dumbass when I first got here and thought it would be a good idea to take on hell itself alone when I was pissed off, trying to let off some steam. That ended about as well as it sounds and I'd probably be dead if it weren't for Dave patching my worthless ass up. You and Gamzee will probably have it easier out there than I did, but I still wouldn't suggest going outside at night unless you have to.

[But they are nocturnal, and even though the Earth's sun hadn't begun to burn him like the Alternian one might have, he still hated it with a passion. It was too bright and being out in it was just begging for a migraine.]

Tho what are we meant to do, thit in our hiveblock all night like a group of lotherth and do nothing at all?

[He knows it sucks, but he's had to get used to it. Not like he sleeps much anyways.]

Get a hoodie like I did, it stops you from freezing your bulge off and makes for a good shield against the sun. That's about all we can do, I spend most of my nights either at work at the movie theater or bullshitting around with Dirk.

What'th the internet here like?

[Getting out all the important questions here obviously]]

And who the hell ith thith Dirk perthon you keep going on about?

Full of as much shit as any internet can be, not too much different just human centric.

[He has to pause when he hears the question about Dirk though. It's usually a bad sign when someone has to ask why you keep mentioning some guy. Fuck. No, it's cool. Just be totally casual about it and it's totally not a thing to worry over.]

Dirk Strider, younger alternate version of Dave's guardian from the human's scratched universe. He's been teaching me to swim between strife training and movies since we've got fuck all else to do at night.

[Urgh those humans. He still hasn't properly spoken to any yet, mostly shrugging to the ones he met once he arrived here, and he doesn't hold much of an opinion of that particular group of humans they were involved with either.]

Why would you even want to thwim? We're landdwellerth for a reathon you know, you'll probably drown.

[Sollux Captor, hating water since 6 sweeps ago]

Because in case you haven't noticed yet we live right next to the fucking ocean and I don't know about you but I don't want to be the pathetic asshole who has to depend on someone else if a little water gets involved. Not all of us can use freaky psychic powers as protection. And for your fucking information I'm actually doing a pretty damn good job so far.

Jutht becauthe we live near it doethn't mean you have to purpothely go in it you retarded nookwipe.

I'm saying what if something goes wrong and we'd end up falling in? With my luck in this fucking place I'm willing to be prepared for anything.

Fine, whatever, do what you want. But if thomething trieth to eat you or thomething in there, don't come crying to me.

Where are you right now, anyway.

[He sort of wants to see you]

I have a long list of people I would "go crying to" and believe me, assholes like you are at the bottom of that list.

[Yeah, he kind of really wants to see his bff too.]

The better question here is where the fuck are you? I know my way around this place so I'd be less likely to get lost if I just came and found you instead of you trying to make it to my place.

Good becauthe I don't want to hear it.

I'm.. fuck, I don't even know where I am. Outthide the hivethtem where I'm apparently thtaying.

[Just rolling his eyes, but he's already getting up and shuffling his crabtop.]

Fly up to the roof then, I'll meet you there. I'm on the second to top floor so it'll be faster that way.

[Without saying anything, he begins to make his way up there.]

Hurry up then.

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject