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and once agaiin the uniiver2e deciide2 two take a ma22iive dump on 2ollux captor.
apparently beiing on a meteor awaiitiing death wa2n't enough and then ii 2uddenly found my2elf on 2ome 2port2 fiield on what ii can only a22ume ii2 human earth??
what ii2 even the deal wiith that?
that ii2 2uch a 2tupiid place two tran2port people two and whoever deciided on that locatiion 2hould step off and go 2hove 2omethiing up theiir nook.

anyway thank2 for the free tour of thii2 horrendou2ly 2unny place ii gue22 but iif 2omeone could ju2t poiint me iin the diirectiion of the neare2t exiit, that would be great.

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and once again the universe decides to take a massive dump on sollux captor.
apparently being on a meteor awaiting death wasn't enough and then i suddenly found myself on some sorts field on what i can only assume is human earth??
what is even the deal with that?
that is such a stupid play to transport people to and whoever decided on that location should step off and go shove something up their nook.
anyway thanks for the free tour of this horrendously sunny place i guess but if someone could just point me in the direction of the nearest exit, that would be great. ]

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Okay, and why do you have it? Ith it meant to be thome thort of mini luthuth or thomething?

I've got two of them actually, the other one is just much more tolerable and less on crack.

[Z just snickers, jumping up all the way to land on Sollux's shoulder and then his head, settling happily between his horns and getting a snort from Karkat.]

They're more like pets, the point of them at the time was to battle them against each other and make them grow stronger. This little asshole is still growing, I've been occasionally taking him out to fight the bullshit creatures that spawn here after dark.

Tho... a bit like Fiduthpawn, which ith what I thaid.

[He has to admit it's... pretty cute though, and he awkwardly reaches up to prod the creature currently nuzzling into his head.]

Kind of I guess.

[Shut up Sollux, you're not always right.

Z certainly seems happy though, snickering again and pawing at Sollux's hand.]

He reminded me of a twisted mix of Terezi and Gamzee when I first got him, that's where he got his name. Drives me up the fucking wall and back but it's impossible to not like the little bastard.

[But he is right....

...half of the time. 8)

Reaching up, he attempts to pick up the creature and hold it in his hands instead. ]

Where did you get him from?

[Z settles happily enough in Sollux's hands, looking up at him with that little grin and wagging that ridiculously bushy tail.]

A while back I was thrown into a place different than this one, it was a world crawling with different kinds of pokemon and we had to catch and train them. Him and Carcino came with me here somehow, I try not to put too much thought into it.

..Tho we can end up in other placeth, not jutht thith one? Randomly?

[Fuck. Bending down a moment he places Z on the floor, standing up to finally put on the hoodie properly that KK leant to him.]

Yeah, it's a little unsettling but I don't think it happens too often from what I can tell.

Huh.

Tho....

[He doesn't really know what to say now, aware that a whole sweep has gone by for KK without him being there. Maybe they aren't even best friends any more?]

So what?

[He looks up with a raised brow, wondering just what the fuck got into Sollux now. Z is still pacing around his feet, debating if he should jump back up or wait and see just what's going on.]

Tho what'th been going on with you? I mean a whole thweep ith a bit long for me to be left out of the loop.

[Story time of his crappy life, joy.]

Terezi hooked up with Dave, Kanaya and Rose hooked up and I was left to my own devices most of the time when I wasn't with Gamzee or having really fucking awkward conversations with Strider.

The first half sweep was full of a lot of anger and fighting and tension, but a while before ending up here I gave up and realized I was being fucking stupid over it. I'd lost her and just had to let it go. Which leads to my relationship drama here but that's an entirely different fucking story.

Spent a lot of time arguing with my past and future selves, and found shit in the dream bubbles I didn't want to know.

[He growls suddenly, entire body going tense.]

And found him. The one insufferable asshole in the entire god damned multisphere I just can't fucking stand and his fucking pretentious higher than thou attitude and his stupid fucking sweater and-

Master! You're doing it again!

[Karkat stops, takes a breath, closes his eyes and lets the breath out.]

...So you know how the humans had to scratch their session? Turns out our session was the result of a scratch. There was a universe before ours, where our ancestors were the ones who were the kids playing the game and we were their ancestors. They sucked because they were from this cushy fucking world where culling meant high bloods had to adopt and coddle lower bloods of lesser value to make them feel better. And I want to stab Kankri Vantas in the face with a fork and stab myself every time I hear the words "trigger warning".

Eheh, you fighting with your other thelveth ith thtill the betht thing about you trying to be leader. High five to my patht thelf for thetting thothe memo boardth up.

[Sollux is smiling a little, for it is actually quite refreshing to be here just listening to Karkat rant on about things. It doesn't last for long though, as the conversation takes a turn towards something that Sollux has no idea about.]

What do you mean anthethtorth, I thought they were jutht thingth that highbloodth made up to feel better about themthelveth.

[Ancestors that played before them? There was another Vantas running around that was bad worse than Karkat? There was another Captor?]

Are you telling me you have an anthethtor and he ith genuinely a bigger douchebag than either of uth combined?

[He hates admitting he was wrong, but he has no choice here.]

No, we were wrong. My ancestor, our ancestors, were a real thing. Mine in particular was the start of the very first rebellion apparently and a leader by which I could never hope to compare to, his views of a peaceful world with equal blood got his name erased from history completely and yours was part of his original band of followers. They were heroes, no matter how they ended up after.

[And then he twitches, facepalming and trying not to go on a rant.]

It's their pre-scratch younger selves from our other universe that are the fucked up douche bags. Especially Kankri, and Mituna Captor is just a shining example of how you actually were better off going blind because it could have been worse and you could have been like him and used your powers to the point of frying your own thinkpan and ending up literally a pathetic spastic pitiful retarded asshole.

[Heroes. That's a little hard to imagine, their ancestors being heroes. And if they really were, he can't help but think what a disappointment he would be.]

Pre-thcratch younger thelveth....

[He's listening- Kankri must be the Vantas and then Mituna. Sollux knows that frying your own thinkpan is a very real possibility especially for those with strong psionic powers. Hell, with the constant migraines he doesn't even need to be doing anything without his thinkpan trying to attack itself.

He had hope though, if there was another Captor out there, that he would have a little more luck. Obviously not.]

Thoundth like a Captor alright. Maybe one that'th even worthe than me, wow. No wonder their group failed tho badly.

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And those two aren't even really the worst ones. Apparently they were raised in such a peaceful environment those fuckers didn't stand a chance, even though they ended up with more god tiers than us they still crashed and burned and then it was our turn.

[And he remembers, one time, why he'd much rather talk to the other Captor face to face.]

And it's worse. So much fucking worse than you. Mituna's quirk is full on leet speak mixed with pure fucking crack and typos. I think my eyes were bleeding after the first two lines and I said fuck it and went face to face because spazzing is so much better than seeing that shit.

Urgh. [Full on leet speak with typos, what is he, four sweeps old?]

I'm actually having a hard time imagining that, yet at the thame time, I know it'th completely pothible. Tho they aren't going to turn up here too are they?

Part of me hopes to god, but knowing our luck it's only a matter of time. They were dead, but from what I heard that doesn't stop this place from bringing assholes back to life just to drag them here.

So we have that to look forward to.

If it brought me before I re-died, maketh thenthe it could bring dead ath-holeth too, I hate time bee eth.

God I fucking know right? Me and Dave are from a sweep forward, John is half a sweep behind us, you're from before shit hit the fan and Gamzee's from right after the shit settled down and then there's the assholes from the scatched universe entirely.

And guess what? I'M THE ONLY FUCKING ASSHOLE WITH AN IDEA OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN ALL THESE GOD DAMNED UNIVERSES. Strider knows, but he's too much of a prick to go around filling everyone in right away and just bullshits around too much first.

Maybe he jutht doethn't give a fuck about it. I mean, for the time that we;re thtuck here, it doethn't really matter doeth it? Nothing good'th going to come from uth thitting about doing nothing but talking about how we fucked up everything.

[Not that he isnt going to do that anyway, when he feels like it.]

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