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[twin_armageddons]

and once agaiin the uniiver2e deciide2 two take a ma22iive dump on 2ollux captor.
apparently beiing on a meteor awaiitiing death wa2n't enough and then ii 2uddenly found my2elf on 2ome 2port2 fiield on what ii can only a22ume ii2 human earth??
what ii2 even the deal wiith that?
that ii2 2uch a 2tupiid place two tran2port people two and whoever deciided on that locatiion 2hould step off and go 2hove 2omethiing up theiir nook.

anyway thank2 for the free tour of thii2 horrendou2ly 2unny place ii gue22 but iif 2omeone could ju2t poiint me iin the diirectiion of the neare2t exiit, that would be great.

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and once again the universe decides to take a massive dump on sollux captor.
apparently being on a meteor awaiting death wasn't enough and then i suddenly found myself on some sorts field on what i can only assume is human earth??
what is even the deal with that?
that is such a stupid play to transport people to and whoever decided on that location should step off and go shove something up their nook.
anyway thanks for the free tour of this horrendously sunny place i guess but if someone could just point me in the direction of the nearest exit, that would be great. ]

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[twin_armageddons]

gz then?
2iince tho2e are the only other troll2 here a2 far a2 ii know.

[gunsling]

Who now?
Er no i cant say i know any gzs either.
There is a chap here that goes by the name karkat though if youre familiar with him?

[twin_armageddons]

that'2 who ii meant by kk.
the other one wa2 gamzee.
but yeah ii know hiim he'2 one of my be2t friiend2.

[gunsling]

Gamzee i still cant say ive heard of but i know karkat well enough!
He seems like a good friend to have on your side!
Aside the fact that he cant explain anything worth a damn.

[twin_armageddons]

heh that 2ound2 about riight, unle22 iit ha2 two do wiith hii2 terriible moviie2.
waiit, no he can't explaiin tho2e properly eiither.

[gunsling]

Terrible?
Youve got it all wrong his taste in movies is impeccable.
Hes the only guy ive met here that really appreciates a fine film when he sees one.
Not that he sounds like he really appreciates *all* the fine films out there but no ones perfect.

[twin_armageddons]

plea2e don't tell me you actually enjoy that romantiic triipe he play2.

[gunsling]

I admit its not the typical movie going fare but theyre still enjoyable timeless films.

[twin_armageddons]

ok ii thiink for once ii wiill ju2t giive you the benefiit of the doubt on that, even though ii know iit ii2n't true.

[gunsling]

Only way to know for sure is to watch for yourself.

[twin_armageddons]

pa22.

[gunsling]

Just a movie or two wont hurt anyone.

[twin_armageddons]

ii don't know 2ome of kk'2 moviie watchiing marathon2 have been paiinfully traumatiic for me.
we'll 2ee, okay?

[gunsling]

Well i can promise you this much if you give it another shot ill make sure to pick out some real winners for you.

[twin_armageddons]

ii hope 2o, iif they turn out two be bad then ii am blamiing iit entiirely on you.

...kk 2aiid he wanted a moviie niight, 2o ii miight organiize one for hiim 2oon.

[gunsling]

I take full responsibility for the movies chosen.
And you dont say? Sounds exactly like the kind of fun filled activities that most of us could use around these parts.

[twin_armageddons]

ii'll let you know when iit happen2 then.
later, jake.

[gunsling]

I expect to hear from you soon sollux!
Good luck settling in until then.