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[the_dead_pool2]

Well, hello there lads and gentleman. I'm sure you are glad the family jewels are back in their proper places, and that seeing them makes you have all sorts of happy faces. And so a number I learned in the caribbean, a few of you might be familiar with it.



[He takes a breath and then sings]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy...
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

[Hand gestures to demonstrate this]

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.

[ A brief pause]

You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Thank you very much. And remember fellas, wrap twice to keep things nice.

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[hulkbusted]

I think I saw that movie and I... yeah, I can get behind the sentiment.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Glad to have you onboard, Doc.

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[hulkbusted]

Just don't ask me to sing.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Don't worry, thats what a song writing team is for.

[doeswhathewants]

I don't know, girls seem to be able to get away with more.

[the_dead_pool2]

Lokster. I shouldn't have to tell you... its bros before hos, that is like rule one on the guy list.

[doeswhathewants]

The All Mother told me not to use gendered insults.

[text]

[mouthbreathing]

[Text only this time out of sheer embarrassment oh my god Deadpool why]

I'm not sure whether I really want to applaud you...

[text]

[the_dead_pool2]

You totally do want to. With every fiber of your being.

[text]

[mouthbreathing]

At least you enjoyed yourself? [give him some credit, he's trying to scrabble for positives here]

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

This was completely unneeded.

[voice]

[the_dead_pool2]

Public service announcement, for men's health.

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

How was the song a public service announcement?

[text]

[aprettybutterfly]

Funny song.

[text]

[the_dead_pool2]

Thanks, I'm here for an indefinite amount of time.

[text]

[aprettybutterfly]

Good. The Comedian isn't here. The city could use some funny jokes.

[hungryanhorny]

Damn; guess you are attached.

[the_dead_pool2]

The penis missile experiments didn't yield very successful in the testing phases. After all, who wouldn't want to launch their pocket rockets.

[hungryanhorny]

You always like this?

voice;

[bratziska]

That foolish song is most definitely inappropriate!

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[the_dead_pool2]

Thanks for the obvious report.

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[bratziska]

If you already know it, then why in the world did you broadcast it!

[inthejunk]

...So, uh. The cast is off now.

[the_dead_pool2]

Enjoy making the bald man cry then!

[inthejunk]

Don't say it where people can see it!

[Because actually, yes, he's been looking forward to that. But it's not something he wants to share with the whole network, thanks.]

Anyway, it's not what I meant. You uh, before you said you could show me some things as long as I didn't complain too much. But you told me to wait until my arm was healed, and the cast is off now.