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[the_dead_pool2]

Well, hello there lads and gentleman. I'm sure you are glad the family jewels are back in their proper places, and that seeing them makes you have all sorts of happy faces. And so a number I learned in the caribbean, a few of you might be familiar with it.



[He takes a breath and then sings]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy...
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

[Hand gestures to demonstrate this]

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.

[ A brief pause]

You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Thank you very much. And remember fellas, wrap twice to keep things nice.

Comments

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, thats what I'm saying.

[Of course Loki would say that]

[doeswhathewants]

[Because Loki does what he wants. And respects no authoritai]

Pity you never met Odin. I would have paid to see that.

[the_dead_pool2]

One-eyed dude right? Yeah, don't think I've ever had a chat with the old guy.

[doeswhathewants]

Pity. It would be an interesting test to see if Aesir can have aneurisms.

[the_dead_pool2]

Bet you can't say that ten times fast.

[doeswhathewants]

That that that that that that that that that that that .... easy.

[the_dead_pool2]

Brat. You know I meant Aesir aneurisms.

[doeswhathewants]

Not my fault. You ought to have said what you actually meant. [Smiiiiile.]

[the_dead_pool2]

That you are a smartass brat, yeah, that is your fault. Besides, you pull that crap like every single day.

[doeswhathewants]

I have to keep myself amused somehow.

[the_dead_pool2]

You animated a bunch of turkeys, not to mention turned all the food into candy corn, and this was all pretty recently.

[doeswhathewants]

That was a bit of a magical strain, but well worth it, I think.

[the_dead_pool2]

Someone feel a little outdone by the gender switch witch, eh?

[doeswhathewants]

No. [Yes. And he got beat up by a girl.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Awwwww, muffin.

[Because teasing goes both ways]

[doeswhathewants]

I am rolling my eyes so hard at you, I think I have eyestrain. [Can gods get eyestrain?]

[the_dead_pool2]

You are just upset you didn't think of it first. I have to say, I was a little surprised it wasn't you.

[doeswhathewants]

I had thought of it. I simply never acted it on it in an attempt to keep my pranks harmless.

And Magneto would have been angry. Thus the reason I've not converted all the unsuspecting minds to Lokeans for the day.

[the_dead_pool2]

Plus I'm pretty sure someone would smite you for it.

[doeswhathewants]

Could be fun, though. I shall note that one for later.

We could see if it worked on you.

[the_dead_pool2]

Probably not, plus I'd probably brutally beat you into a pulp and throw you in the ocean for trying!

[Cheerfully]

[doeswhathewants]

We ought to work on your anger management issues.

[the_dead_pool2]

I'm just following Asgardian principles and trying to make this place seem as homey as possible for you. I'm a giver.

[doeswhathewants]

It is still tempting.

[the_dead_pool2]

Uh huh. Well it is very tempting to give you an atomic wedgie, yet there you sit, atomic wedgieless.