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sirenspull2012-09-06 11:02 pm
aggravating) wrote in sirenspull2012-09-06 11:02 pm
1% of a moment; video
-before sirens on the 6th-
Hi. [Why look, Siren's Port, this is one very annoyed person on your NV's today. All bruised and bumped and covered in grass stains. The norm of those who just fell through the sky. Again.] I'm Tony Stark. And for those of you who may not have noticed, we've been blatantly kidnapped. I've been told this is, uh, not something new, here? That some people have been living in the magical land of Stockholm Syndrome for years without actually realizing just how bad it is?
[His bullshit meter just hit so high it practically punched a hole through the stratosphere, guys]
I need three things. First, the nearest Starbucks and not whatever coffee equivalent Canada's pushing out. I will practically marry you if you can supply me with a coffee IV drip right now. Second, access to a computer for three days straight. And it cannot be some crappy brick from 1997 that still thinks Internet Explorer is too advanced to run up to speed. Third: information on any and all major businesses that have even the slightest interest in technology advancement.
[He reaches up a hand to rub two fingers against his temple, a headache more than just coming on.] Get to it, Port. And remember: Coffee. First.
Hi. [Why look, Siren's Port, this is one very annoyed person on your NV's today. All bruised and bumped and covered in grass stains. The norm of those who just fell through the sky. Again.] I'm Tony Stark. And for those of you who may not have noticed, we've been blatantly kidnapped. I've been told this is, uh, not something new, here? That some people have been living in the magical land of Stockholm Syndrome for years without actually realizing just how bad it is?
[His bullshit meter just hit so high it practically punched a hole through the stratosphere, guys]
I need three things. First, the nearest Starbucks and not whatever coffee equivalent Canada's pushing out. I will practically marry you if you can supply me with a coffee IV drip right now. Second, access to a computer for three days straight. And it cannot be some crappy brick from 1997 that still thinks Internet Explorer is too advanced to run up to speed. Third: information on any and all major businesses that have even the slightest interest in technology advancement.
[He reaches up a hand to rub two fingers against his temple, a headache more than just coming on.] Get to it, Port. And remember: Coffee. First.
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How sad.
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[He's grinning, though]
Okay, bad choice on using sports cars. Just think of the thing you'd go all magpie mind on and imagine owning a ridiculous amount of them just because you can.
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[uh you mean weapons and she already does. but a smile does spread over her face, showing teeth and all. enjoy those elongated incisors.] Ah, of course.
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[Ooookay, incisors have his eyebrows quirking up, a bit of an edge in his voice and sharp interest in his eyes, now] Let me guess: better off not knowing what that special something is.
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