Tony Stark (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
aggravating) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
sirenspull2012-09-06 11:02 pm
aggravating) wrote in sirenspull2012-09-06 11:02 pm
1% of a moment; video
-before sirens on the 6th-
Hi. [Why look, Siren's Port, this is one very annoyed person on your NV's today. All bruised and bumped and covered in grass stains. The norm of those who just fell through the sky. Again.] I'm Tony Stark. And for those of you who may not have noticed, we've been blatantly kidnapped. I've been told this is, uh, not something new, here? That some people have been living in the magical land of Stockholm Syndrome for years without actually realizing just how bad it is?
[His bullshit meter just hit so high it practically punched a hole through the stratosphere, guys]
I need three things. First, the nearest Starbucks and not whatever coffee equivalent Canada's pushing out. I will practically marry you if you can supply me with a coffee IV drip right now. Second, access to a computer for three days straight. And it cannot be some crappy brick from 1997 that still thinks Internet Explorer is too advanced to run up to speed. Third: information on any and all major businesses that have even the slightest interest in technology advancement.
[He reaches up a hand to rub two fingers against his temple, a headache more than just coming on.] Get to it, Port. And remember: Coffee. First.
Hi. [Why look, Siren's Port, this is one very annoyed person on your NV's today. All bruised and bumped and covered in grass stains. The norm of those who just fell through the sky. Again.] I'm Tony Stark. And for those of you who may not have noticed, we've been blatantly kidnapped. I've been told this is, uh, not something new, here? That some people have been living in the magical land of Stockholm Syndrome for years without actually realizing just how bad it is?
[His bullshit meter just hit so high it practically punched a hole through the stratosphere, guys]
I need three things. First, the nearest Starbucks and not whatever coffee equivalent Canada's pushing out. I will practically marry you if you can supply me with a coffee IV drip right now. Second, access to a computer for three days straight. And it cannot be some crappy brick from 1997 that still thinks Internet Explorer is too advanced to run up to speed. Third: information on any and all major businesses that have even the slightest interest in technology advancement.
[He reaches up a hand to rub two fingers against his temple, a headache more than just coming on.] Get to it, Port. And remember: Coffee. First.
video
They appear to be alive and well here, so you don't have to worry about them rotting.
I don't know if people have told you about AGI and SERO? According to what I've heard, those two companise have been at eachother's throats for years over the best way to return people to their own worlds. Among other things.
video
Good, not really looking forward to the zombiepocalypse. [He drums his fingers against the side of the NV at the mention of the companies, though. He's still not pleased that those seem to be his only options at corporate footholds, here.] AGI's with the greeters, SERO's with the military research. And human trafficking.
video
That's right. Although the human trafficking is more AGI's thing, from what I've heard.
video
Speaking of, there a reason that seems to be common knowledge?