sirenspull | ~001 Comedy Mask~ [Video]

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~001 Comedy Mask~ [Video]

Ah- yes. Hello. This... is Garret Hawke here. The Champion of Kirkwall. I appear to be in a place that's... not where I went to sleep. So either I've been drinking in the Hanged man again, or I've been kidnapped by some form of wily demon.

[He sighed and gave that beard a scratch.]

The thing is, I'm a big fan of knowing where I am, and there's a lot of things here that really make me question what I had to drink last night. These buildings don't look like anything in Kirkwall. Or Fereldan. Maybe these are tevinter buildings? No. Fenris probably would have commented on how they were built by slaves or something.

[He shook his head and sighed.]

Well. If anyone could give me information I'd pay them in... [He checked for his purse.] A charming smile and perhaps even a flirty wink.

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Thank you m'lady.

[He was teasing though, Hawke wouldn't say "m'lady" seriously unless he was referring to a queen.]

My smile has gotten me out of many situations. And made many more worse for me.

I would be delighted. It'll... have to wait until I can leave the house and not get lost. Maybe I'll ask Fenris to take me.

[He offers with a smile.]

I'm not good with directions.

Fenris knows where it is.

[Or should, he helped her move in.]

Feel free to stop by.

I'll see if I can get him to take a break from concentrated brooding and take me.

It might not be too effective here. I sometimes feel like no one's happy in this city.

I... know how to smile when people around you are suffering. Sometimes it lightens their mood, and sometimes it makes me look horrible.

[His smile is somewhat sadder for a moment.]

But, if people are unhappy, it's my nature to try and cheer them up. Though witty sarcasm and playful banter, or to actually help them. Depending on what the problem is. I don't do anything with children or animals.

I look forward to meeting you face to face.

Me too!

Ha, quite true! I find the exchange of coin rather takes the charm out of it. And it gives me leave to be a little more discriminating, so to speak.

At the moment, the tour I am offering doesn't involve nudity, unless you wish to visit choice establishments.

Oh well, I'm sure those establishments are very nice... but Unfortunately i am a man in love. While I don't think he'd begrudge me a kiss from a handsome elf, nudity with strangers might push him to be upset.

[Hawke chuckles.]

Though I'll take the no-nudity tour if you're offering.

Since you're all the way over here in Siren's Port and he is all the way in Kirkwall, you may find yourself changing your tune. But not to worry, I have no interest in drawing men away from their lovers unasked... that's far too many sets of strings to worry about.

Are you still at the base-ball field?

I am at Fenris's house? I'm unsure of where that actually is.

[He stretches getting to his feet.]

I am unsure of whether he's here. If he isn't... I am sure he'll forgive my trespasses. Or I hope so, because playing alone is not as much fun as playing with a partner if you catch my meaning.

[Have a gaze from KOS-MOS that is distinctly unimpressed. That's jsut how she is though, not for a lack of him being attractive or charming or whatever it is that humans care about.]

Welcome to Sirens Port, Canada on the planet Earth, third planet from the star known as Sol. You were brought here by a force call the Pull which is caused by a device known as the Core. There is no way for us to return home under our own power.

... Well that was... interesting. So, I'm in Sirens Port, in a country called Canada...

[He just shakes his head.]

Well. Now I feel rather depressed. Thank you Ms...?

I apologize. You required information and unfortunately, most people that arrive are often less than pleased with it.

I am KOS-MOS.

Well you certainly provided the information, I'll give you that. You need to work on delivery, maybe a little less... blunt, a weaker man that I would have fallen to his knees.

[He chuckled, he was joking.]

It's nice to meet you KOS-MOS.

I will attempt to do so the next time someone asks then. Perhaps you can help me with working on my delivery of the message.

[Jokes, KOS-MOS is still learning about those. She does crack a small smile though.]

It is nice to meet you as well, Mr. Hawke.

There we go.

[He says at the small smile.]

[Not sure how to respond.]

I am not incapable of being kind or showing emotions.

I didn't think you were.

[He smiles too, he likes her.]

It would be an incredibly boring life if you couldn't show emotion I think!

[It's to the point where Fenris doesn't even flinch when Hawke touches him. Fenris smiles in appreciation. He always knew Hawke would fight that sort of thing. It would kill him to see Hawke caught up in that, though. He'd have to make certain the other man knew where that- that one slave establishment was.]

Let us move on, then.

Let's.

[He chuckled and followed Fenris's direction, looking around.]

Does seeing all these... odd things become normal? Please tell me it becomes normal, this facial expression would hurt to stay in for long periods of time.

[He looks up at a street lamp that's had the sensor covered so it's stuck on.]

... It glows? Is that machine or magic?

You did?

[Well, Hawke, you immediately have some of her respect for both of those accomplishments, specifically helping Fenris. Congratulations.]

Well, you'll be happy to know that we're the invading people this time. Welcome to Siren's Port.

Well if the locals are anything like Kirkwallers then I'm sure we're loved and appreciated for every move we make.

[His sarcasm is dripping.]

Thank you. I appreciate the welcome... I should ask your name shouldn't I if we're going to be acquainted. Well, My name's Garret Hawke, but call me Hawke. It's easier. It's nice to meet you Ms.?

[Wait until he gets to talk with Mary's will. That'll be a blast!]

I suppose that it would be, yes.

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