[video] Survey says!

[buttwombs]

[After looking forever, Norio has found a job he can do without dealing with people face-to-face. He's found a job with a survey company who randomly calls NVs asking questions and didn't mind hiring a Newcomer.

Sure, he had to lie about his age a little bit, but no harm in that, right?]

Hello! My name's Norio! Do you have time to answers a few questions about recent purchases?

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[ninthserenade]

_{[Don't mind his appearance, bro. He's been a little under the weather from that weird illness going around.]}

Uh, I guess so.

[buttwombs]

Great!

Okay! Have you or anyone in your household purchased any--

[Now, he's looking a little flustered as he looks down at his list of questions. His voice lowers somewhat.]

-- erm, prophylactics, in the past year?

[ninthserenade]

What's a prophy... prophysic-elastic?

[buttwombs]

Condoms.

[ninthserenade]

C-Condoms?! I-I, uh... Er... <sub>I-I...

Ah... I-I don't know.</sub>

[buttwombs]

That's okay! Really! Uh, next question...

... how often would you say you visit... [Nervous cough.] adult book stores?

[ninthserenade]

Uh... I wandered into one twice. I only skimmed that thing with the water-guy or whatever it was--s'that new one.

...I didn't understand half of it.

[buttwombs]

[Water guy?]

Uh well. If you were going to purchase an adult book in the future, how important is plot to you on a scale from 1 to 10?

[ninthserenade]

I dunno. Pretty important, I guess.

[buttwombs]

Sooooo 10?

[ninthserenade]

Sure, why not?

[buttwombs]

[Writes that down!]

What kind of plot do you like in your adult literature? Do you prefer more realistic settings, or fantasy?

[ninthserenade]

Uhh... I like both in normal books.

_{[He hasn't read anything like that yet.]}

[buttwombs]

Oh. Er, well I guess that counts.

[He stops, looking at his next question with incredible disbelief.]

Would you be more likely to read a book with a tentacle theme or a... alien abduction theme?

[ninthserenade]

_{[Oh geeze look how red in the face he's getting.]}

T-Tentacles!? What th--_[Achoo!] C-Can we skip that one?!

[buttwombs]

Y-yes!

Next one is... ah... what flavor of body paint have you enjoyed the most?

[ninthserenade]

Body paint comes in flavors? Seriously?

[buttwombs]

I... guess so?

[ninthserenade]

Huh... I didn't know they did so I guess it's kind of a 'no answer' thing.