[video] Survey says!

[buttwombs]

[After looking forever, Norio has found a job he can do without dealing with people face-to-face. He's found a job with a survey company who randomly calls NVs asking questions and didn't mind hiring a Newcomer.

Sure, he had to lie about his age a little bit, but no harm in that, right?]

Hello! My name's Norio! Do you have time to answers a few questions about recent purchases?

Comments

voice;

[in_a_dark_wood]

[Flatly]

What....

[buttwombs]

... is... is that a yes or a no?

[in_a_dark_wood]

I...

[A sneeze and a sigh]

Sure. Shoot.

[buttwombs]

B-bless you!

Uh, okay.

On a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being most satisfied and 1 being least satisfied...

[A hesitant pause here.]

... how positive would you say you were with the lubricant you most recently purchased?

video;

[ninthserenade]

_{[Don't mind his appearance, bro. He's been a little under the weather from that weird illness going around.]}

Uh, I guess so.

[buttwombs]

Great!

Okay! Have you or anyone in your household purchased any--

[Now, he's looking a little flustered as he looks down at his list of questions. His voice lowers somewhat.]

-- erm, prophylactics, in the past year?

[ninthserenade]

What's a prophy... prophysic-elastic?

[buttwombs]

Condoms.

[doctor_mccoy]

[Hangs up.]

[buttwombs]

[Sob. That's happened often.]

[voice]

[rapturescreed]

Who is this?

[buttwombs]

... ah, Norio. From Sunshine Surveys!

[rapturescreed]

And what is it you're taking a survey of?

[voice]

[thehighcost]

Sure! What do you want to know?

[buttwombs]

[Oh gosh, a lady! He's even more embarrassed now.]

Uhm er... has you or anyone in your household purchased a... eehh... sex toy within the past 6 months?

[thehighcost]

[She hums for a moment.] No, I don't think so! Should I buy one?

voice;

[typhlopid]

...I will answer questions, but only because it is you, Norio. Please take my number off your listing after this.

[buttwombs]

Oh! Snake!

Y-you don't have to answer anything! It's okay!

[typhlopid]

Is the opinion of a blind man so useless to your survey? [He's teasing.]

[his_own_will]

[ why ever not. Oz is a bit bored and he can always hang up later... ]

What kind of recent purchases?

[buttwombs]

... um. Is your Mommy or Daddy home, little boy?

[his_own_will]

[ his smile goes blank ] Oh? You'd rather talk to them? That might be a little hard though...

Late, but ahahaha. I had to. [Voice]

[fightswithpurpose]

[She's glad to hear that he's found a new job. However, as she was changing her clothes when her NV rang, she flips on the voice function.]

I don't mind. Go ahead with your questions, Norio.

[buttwombs]

Ah! Hello!

Uh, they're actually kind of embarrassing...

[fightswithpurpose]

I can handle embarrassing. If the question bothers me, I won't answer it.