[video] Survey says!

[buttwombs]

[After looking forever, Norio has found a job he can do without dealing with people face-to-face. He's found a job with a survey company who randomly calls NVs asking questions and didn't mind hiring a Newcomer.

Sure, he had to lie about his age a little bit, but no harm in that, right?]

Hello! My name's Norio! Do you have time to answers a few questions about recent purchases?

Comments

[buttwombs]

Sooooo 10?

[ninthserenade]

Sure, why not?

[buttwombs]

[Writes that down!]

What kind of plot do you like in your adult literature? Do you prefer more realistic settings, or fantasy?

[ninthserenade]

Uhh... I like both in normal books.

_{[He hasn't read anything like that yet.]}

[buttwombs]

Oh. Er, well I guess that counts.

[He stops, looking at his next question with incredible disbelief.]

Would you be more likely to read a book with a tentacle theme or a... alien abduction theme?

[ninthserenade]

_{[Oh geeze look how red in the face he's getting.]}

T-Tentacles!? What th--_[Achoo!] C-Can we skip that one?!

[buttwombs]

Y-yes!

Next one is... ah... what flavor of body paint have you enjoyed the most?

[ninthserenade]

Body paint comes in flavors? Seriously?

[buttwombs]

I... guess so?

[ninthserenade]

Huh... I didn't know they did so I guess it's kind of a 'no answer' thing.