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sirenspull2012-05-06 08:36 pm
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[ It's always a shocker when your metabolism slows, particularly when you're a Death God. Grell has been rail-thin his entire existence; but an unfortunate combination of a sedentary lifestyle (he had previously been reaping souls for a living) and a massive bout of Gluttony has left him with…
Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]
The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!
Ah cruel, cruel fate!
[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]
How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!
[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]
Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]
The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!
Ah cruel, cruel fate!
[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]
How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!
[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]
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[Oh, good, because Crowley is the best demon because he says so.]
It keeps your figure.
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[ He considers... ]
I suppose I could start with Keigo.
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I can have him gift-wrapped.
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[ Grell pulls a face; as if he'd bitten into an apple and found half a worm. ]
Sounds like an angel's name.
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And SMUG.
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[With a slight wave of his fingers.]
Eyes like the sea, tall, dark, handsome -- you couldn't ask for anything more in a nice piece of furniture. He even fetches.
Couldn't ask for anything more, really.
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No. I'm not interested, I'm engaged to be married, anyway, I've no business gazing into...
DONE
omg i can't
[Almost in a purr. Hook, line, and sinker.]
Would you like to meet him? I can arrange you on a date.
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[ Self-control is a new and foreign concept for Grell. But he's trying. ]
I'm engaged!
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Engaged, right -- to whom? If I can be curious.
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So cruel, so cold... he sets my heart on ~fire~!
[ Grell looks like he's about to have a moment. ]
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The angel I know has tortured baby vampires.
You can take your cruelty to the bank.
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Detached, emotionless, and discreet: that's what a Grim Reaper is supposed to be.
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Are you being sarcastic?
ARE YOU INSULTING MY WILLIAM?
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Calm down, no insult provided.