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sirenspull2012-05-06 08:36 pm
deathknellgrell) wrote in sirenspull2012-05-06 08:36 pm
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[ It's always a shocker when your metabolism slows, particularly when you're a Death God. Grell has been rail-thin his entire existence; but an unfortunate combination of a sedentary lifestyle (he had previously been reaping souls for a living) and a massive bout of Gluttony has left him with…
Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]
The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!
Ah cruel, cruel fate!
[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]
How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!
[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]
Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]
The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!
Ah cruel, cruel fate!
[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]
How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!
[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]
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Detached, emotionless, and discreet: that's what a Grim Reaper is supposed to be.
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Are you being sarcastic?
ARE YOU INSULTING MY WILLIAM?
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Calm down, no insult provided.