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[deathknellgrell]

[ It's always a shocker when your metabolism slows, particularly when you're a Death God. Grell has been rail-thin his entire existence; but an unfortunate combination of a sedentary lifestyle (he had previously been reaping souls for a living) and a massive bout of Gluttony has left him with…

Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]

The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!

Ah cruel, cruel fate!

[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]

How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!

[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]

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[asano_san]

Bride?

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[deathknellgrell]

Yes!

[ Happy squeal, despite his current difficulties. ]

Ooooh, and I've decided - you're to be the maid of honour!

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[asano_san]

How can I be your maid of honor?!

I'm not a maid!

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[deathknellgrell]

Yes, you are - you've only ever kissed anybody!

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[asano_san]

That doesn't have anything to do with me not being a woman!

[Obviously not getting it.]

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[deathknellgrell]

A "maid" is a virgin, sweetie.

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[asano_san]

So you're going to announce that to everyone at your wedding?!

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[deathknellgrell]

No, obviously!

Cos this wedding's not about you, it's about ME!

[ A pause. ]

And William, I suppose.

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[asano_san]

[Ultimately, Keigo knows it all comes down to...]

I don't have a choice, do I?

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[deathknellgrell]

Goooooooooooood boy~☆

Now there's all sorts of duties one has to assume, as Maid of Honour. I expect you to follow them to the letter!

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[asano_san]

Duties?

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[deathknellgrell]

That's right.

And it's your responsibility to know what they are.

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[asano_san]

Then what are they?

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[deathknellgrell]

YOU SHOULD KNOW!

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[asano_san]

How am I supposed to know if you won't tell me?!

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[deathknellgrell]

[ Shrieking: ]

Must I do EVERYTHING myself? Look it up!

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[asano_san]

OK OK I WILL!

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[deathknellgrell]

[ Grell settles down immediately and beams at Keigo... ]

R-really?

[ ...and manifests into Keigo's apartment. He grabs Keigo, hugging him tightly. ]

Thank you, sweetie~♥

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[asano_san]

[Grell catches Keigo with his arms half raised in surprise. He still never expects the sudden appearances. He should really expect them by now.]

How long do I have to figure this out?

[deathknellgrell]

[ Another squeeze - and then Grell releases him, ruffling his hair. ]

We haven't set a date yet.

[asano_san]

[Keigo smooths his hair down with his hands. If he could figure out what it is that makes Grell want to touch him and transfer it to Norio the women of Siren's Port, he'd be all set.]

Is there anything you will tell me about what you want me to do?

[deathknellgrell]

Hn~!

[ Out of habit, Grell snatches up Keigo's Xbox controller and sits down on the bed. ]

Among other things - you'll have to dance with the Best Man~♥

[asano_san]

[Keigo turns on the TV and the system, also out of habit.]

Who will that be?

[deathknellgrell]

[ Waiting for the inevitable system update downloads... ]

You know - I've no idea. He might ask that little twerp, Hitsugaya.

[asano_san]

No!