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[deathknellgrell]

[ It's always a shocker when your metabolism slows, particularly when you're a Death God. Grell has been rail-thin his entire existence; but an unfortunate combination of a sedentary lifestyle (he had previously been reaping souls for a living) and a massive bout of Gluttony has left him with…

Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]

The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!

Ah cruel, cruel fate!

[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]

How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!

[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]

Comments

[asano_san]

Anybody is better than Hitsugaya. He hates me.

[deathknellgrell]

Agreed!

--why does he hate you?

[asano_san]

I tried to hit on his lieutenant.

[And there are are other reasons, but this is the one that's come up most recently.]

[deathknellgrell]

[ Grell's attention is starting to be attracted by the prospect of pixelated mayhem, but he's still interested enough to ask: ]

Who's that?

[asano_san]

Matsumoto. She was here in Siren's Port before.

She was wearing the tightest school uniform shirt I'd ever seen! [He holds his hands in front of his chest at a ridiculous distance.] What else was I supposed to do? Even you would have done it!

[deathknellgrell]

[ KILL KILL KILL ]

Mmmmm, probably.

[ He always did have appreciation for Madame Red's chest! ]

I'd ask if you got any, but I think I know the answer already.

[asano_san]

I got a punch in the face.

[deathknellgrell]

From him?

[asano_san]

No, from her!

[deathknellgrell]

[ PEW PEW PEW KILL KILL ]

Sometimes girls do that when they like you.

[asano_san]

[Did he just kill the members of his own team...]

Not this one!

[deathknellgrell]

[ DEATH comes to all. ]

How can you be sure?

[asano_san]

You don't think I know what it's like to be rejected by a girl?

[deathknellgrell]

"A girl."

Hmmm.

[ Grell expertly dispatches every human in range. And blows up a car or two. Just because. ]

[asano_san]

[It's really not fair that Grell is so good at these games.]

What's that "hmmm" supposed to mean?

[deathknellgrell]

[ Grell saves his progress, and sets the controller aside. ]

I mean, "hmmm."

As in, perhaps that's your problem.

[asano_san]

What's my problem?

[You're not making this any clearer, Grell!]

[deathknellgrell]

Has there been any girl who's been more than just "a girl" to you?

[asano_san]

OK, fine, Matsumoto is a woman. Every other g- female person who didn't want anything to do with me was my age. What else am I supposed to call them?

[deathknellgrell]

That's not what I mean.

Has there been any girl in particular? Anyone special, anyone you've cared about specifically?

Or all girls the same, as interchangeable as they are unattainable?

[asano_san]

Of course there are some I like more than others.

[deathknellgrell]

"Some."

[ Grell stands up from the bed, straightening his suit (which is fitting him much too tightly!) ]

D'you know what you are, Keigo? In the common parlance, I believe you'd be termed - a creep.

[asano_san]

I am not!

[deathknellgrell]

Takes one to know one, darling~♥

Ta-ta!

[ Poof! Gone. ]

[asano_san]

[So not fair that he can do that in the middle of an argument.]