Szayel Aporro Granz (
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sirenspull2012-04-16 05:33 pm
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[Action for Nueva Las Noches | Accidental Video]
[Szayel's been pretty quiet since the trial ended; not hard to see why, as even he sees the sense in keeping a low profile after all that. Still, the residents of Nueva Las Noches are the first to know that something is up, when there's a loud thump in his room, followed by a shrill shriek that could only belong to the pink haired mad genius. There's a lot more thumping, awkward sounding, like someone's limping around...]
[...and this is the point the rest of the port gets to see why. The screen comes on the NVs, half dark, though if one squints, they could see kitten teeth against the screen. The other half of it shows a very good view of Szayel limping around, holding his crotch in pain.]
[Clearly, someone got a morning introduction to kitten claws in the worst way possible.]
Bad! Give that--!
[The screen is jostled about as the kitten shoots away from Szayel, and finally comes back into normal focus, up above the scientist. He let out an enraged noise, practically flailing.]
LUPPI! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING MY CHILDREN IN MY ABSENCE!?!
[...and this is the point the rest of the port gets to see why. The screen comes on the NVs, half dark, though if one squints, they could see kitten teeth against the screen. The other half of it shows a very good view of Szayel limping around, holding his crotch in pain.]
[Clearly, someone got a morning introduction to kitten claws in the worst way possible.]
Bad! Give that--!
[The screen is jostled about as the kitten shoots away from Szayel, and finally comes back into normal focus, up above the scientist. He let out an enraged noise, practically flailing.]
LUPPI! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING MY CHILDREN IN MY ABSENCE!?!
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At least they're aiming for the right place.
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I assure you, I have better use for it than target practice.
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Besides, they seem to enjoy it as a chew toy.
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[...yes, he seriously just said that.]
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Were you inside it, I would have ensured the explosion was three times as great. "Hard feelings" does not begin to cover it, Szayel-Aporro.
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Sorry. One of them must have been in my room while I had company.
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Best. Day. Ever.]
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Look at it this way - you're cheering a lot of people up by reminding them that things could be worse.
[His only regret is that he can't nom on your emotions through the NV, Szayel.]
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What the hell is all that racket about? I can barely hear myself th- [Oh...
Ohhhhh.
Snort.] Having a little difficulty there, Szayel? [She'll welcome you back in a second. Right now she's laughing at you.]
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Clearly. Obviously, leaving my children here under the attention of such riffraff has proven an unfortunate choice.
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[His hole is on that, Washu. Do you have any idea how much more painful that is?]
Clearly, though I disapprove of you speaking like I planned on getting arrested.
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[Excuse you, Szayel. She is only fuzzy when she's in her release form.]
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