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[Szayel's been pretty quiet since the trial ended; not hard to see why, as even he sees the sense in keeping a low profile after all that. Still, the residents of Nueva Las Noches are the first to know that something is up, when there's a loud thump in his room, followed by a shrill shriek that could only belong to the pink haired mad genius. There's a lot more thumping, awkward sounding, like someone's limping around...]

[...and this is the point the rest of the port gets to see why. The screen comes on the NVs, half dark, though if one squints, they could see kitten teeth against the screen. The other half of it shows a very good view of Szayel limping around, holding his crotch in pain.]

[Clearly, someone got a morning introduction to kitten claws in the worst way possible.]

Bad! Give that--!

[The screen is jostled about as the kitten shoots away from Szayel, and finally comes back into normal focus, up above the scientist. He let out an enraged noise, practically flailing.]

LUPPI! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING MY CHILDREN IN MY ABSENCE!?!

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[That implies that Luppi is left with enough sexual energy after any given night to have morning wood.]

I don't know why you're so mad, anyway. You should be proud of your kids for being such quick learners.

[...dude. It's Luppi.]

Yes, they take after me, naturally.

[Unfortunately, this is working to his disadvantage. He doesn't like that.]

They see a family member and they go straight for the dick?

If Yylfordt ever shows up here, I'll have to warn him about that tendency of yours.

You...!

[Watch out, Luppi; you have to know that Szayel's going to use his kids to retaliate. You might hear a stampede of cats heading in your direction.]

[Luppi only gets a few seconds to enjoy the reaction before he hears the soft-pawed thud of impending cats.]

What are you doing?

Hmph. After a comment like that, you honestly thought you would be able to escape my wrath?

[btw, Luppi; arrankitties don't bother to knock. They break doors down.]

Oh, such a ~big man~ sending his kids to-

[And then there's a crash and a blur of pink heading his way.]

[IT'S THE KITTENS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! Luppi may have shown them some perverse things, but they're still loyal to their father. When daddy says attack, they listen, and they listen well.]

I thought I made it rather clear; I prefer to fight with my mind, not my muscle.

[After the chewing from last time, Luppi flings his arms up to protect his mask.

Wrong direction.

His shriek matches Szayel's in pitch and volume.]

If they damage anything I need for work, I'm sending you in my place!

[NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS, ASSHOLE!]

Hmph, I respectfully decline. I have much better ways to spend my evenings.

[No response for the moment because Luppi is prying cats off his crotch.]

[Just remember, Luppi. Remember this pain every time you think to piss him off.]

[After a moment, Szayel whistles over the NV for his children to come back. Special dinner for his kids tonight. <3]

Now then, you were saying?

[G'head. Try to mock him now.]

[But where's the fun in never pissing Szayel off?]

I was saying what delightful children you have.

[That pissing off will just have to wait. And be more subtle.]

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