Szayel Aporro Granz (
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sirenspull2012-04-16 05:33 pm
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[Action for Nueva Las Noches | Accidental Video]
[Szayel's been pretty quiet since the trial ended; not hard to see why, as even he sees the sense in keeping a low profile after all that. Still, the residents of Nueva Las Noches are the first to know that something is up, when there's a loud thump in his room, followed by a shrill shriek that could only belong to the pink haired mad genius. There's a lot more thumping, awkward sounding, like someone's limping around...]
[...and this is the point the rest of the port gets to see why. The screen comes on the NVs, half dark, though if one squints, they could see kitten teeth against the screen. The other half of it shows a very good view of Szayel limping around, holding his crotch in pain.]
[Clearly, someone got a morning introduction to kitten claws in the worst way possible.]
Bad! Give that--!
[The screen is jostled about as the kitten shoots away from Szayel, and finally comes back into normal focus, up above the scientist. He let out an enraged noise, practically flailing.]
LUPPI! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING MY CHILDREN IN MY ABSENCE!?!
[...and this is the point the rest of the port gets to see why. The screen comes on the NVs, half dark, though if one squints, they could see kitten teeth against the screen. The other half of it shows a very good view of Szayel limping around, holding his crotch in pain.]
[Clearly, someone got a morning introduction to kitten claws in the worst way possible.]
Bad! Give that--!
[The screen is jostled about as the kitten shoots away from Szayel, and finally comes back into normal focus, up above the scientist. He let out an enraged noise, practically flailing.]
LUPPI! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING MY CHILDREN IN MY ABSENCE!?!
Action;
[He paused, mostly for dramatic effect.]
If you take away science from me, what else is there for me to do?
Action;
Action;
Well, I suppose. I will still need to find suitable employment until then, though I'm in no rush right now.
[He glared at a mischievous kitten.]
I need to re-educate my children after my long absence.