[Video] Posted IC at exactly 12:01 a.m. on April 2nd, despite my lateness

[asano_san]

That was the worst birthday ever! None of my so-called friends noticed and the only thing I got was a prank. Do you know how many doors I had to go through to get to a bathroom? That's not a birthday gift!

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[plum_that_snaps]

Of course! I'd be glad to! What would you like to do?

[asano_san]

How about a birthday dinner?

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[icy_heavens]

[Okay, that's enough. Here's a familiar grumpy face.] What do you think you're doing?

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[asano_san]

Trying to have a good birthday!

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[icy_heavens]

[Cold and crushing:] Your birthday is over.

Stop hitting on her.

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[asano_san]

Why do you care?

[Is it because you hate fun?]

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[icy_heavens]

[Hey, you don't see him stepping in to pull you off of Elaine, do you? Go do whatever with her.] Because she's a friend of mine and I know how you are about women.

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[asano_san]

How I am about women? How can I be some way about women when I never have any?!

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[icy_heavens]

You're a pervert who hits on anything female. [Didn't expect him to be subtle, did you?]

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[asano_san]

Not anything!

[For instance, you'll never see him hit on Haruhi!]

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[icy_heavens]

[That's a rare bit of sense. Hitsugaya can't stand that girl himself.]

Close enough. Don't try to make what she's offering into something it's not.

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[asano_san]

How do you know what she's offering? Just because she's your friend doesn't mean you can read her mind!

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[icy_heavens]

I know what she's like. She just feels sorry for you; she's not offering a date.

[plum_that_snaps]

Sure! What kind of food do you like best? We can find a good restaurant and try it out! [Nope, totally oblivious to any romantic undertones here.]

[asano_san]

I could go for a really good burger.

[See that, Hitsugaya! He does what he wants!]

[plum_that_snaps]

I... don't know that I've ever had one of those! [Which is a little bit exciting.]

[asano_san]

Then your first time can be with me!

[1/2]

[plum_that_snaps]

Sounds good! Do you know a place—

[2/2]

[plum_that_snaps]

A-Are you really a p-p-pervert?

[Yup. Someone just saw Histugaya's response on the network.]

[asano_san]

Don't believe him!

[plum_that_snaps]

But— why does he think that? W-What did you do?

[asano_san]

I can't help appreciating women!

[plum_that_snaps]

[Good way to phrase that, Keigo.] But... that's not a bad thing at all...

[asano_san]

And Matsumoto was just standing there with her school uniform shirt all unbuttoned!

[plum_that_snaps]

You— you know Rangiku-san? [Obviously the most important point here.]