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Hey - [Sam looks very busy! He's in his office at Merlotte's, gathering up files, folders...] - wanted to let everybody know to come down to Merlotte's tonight, we've got a few stand-up comics hired for the night show and some drink specials. I won't be there though, I've got to meet with some people about gettin' a loan, but I've got someone I used to work with at Club 24 coverin' for me tonight. She's real sweet, so I want ya'll to make her feel welcome, okay? - And don't think this means you can act up in the club; I'll still be back to kick ya'll in the ass tomorrow if you do.

[he grabs his keys, waves at the NV and sets it face-down on his desk. There's a muffled conversation, and soon after a woman picks the NV up and smirks]

...Hey there. I'm Sandra - I'll be watchin' the bar for Sam tonight. Hope to see you all in.

((APRIL FOOLS - with a little help from the devil, Sam's in touch with his feminine side tonight and plans to troll you all. You can respond to this like a post or start an action thread in the club!))

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No, I mean I'm actually your boss. Sam Merlotte.

[such a bright, sunny smile]

April Fool's.

Not to be all inappropriate, but Sam Merlotte don't got a rack like that, last I checked.

It is pretty damn awesome. But it also came with the help of someone who's got the power to change people's sex, among other equally scary things. Sort of an elaborate prank. I'm gonna have him change me back a little later tonight, once this gets old.

[He looks around, like maybe he expects the real Sam to be watching them from someplace and laughing. But there's nobody paying them any attention. So he looks back to his "boss".]

Wait - are you serious?

I could talk about how I pulled John off you the other night and I know you got that shiner for hittin' on his wife, if you want.

[He doesn't say anything. Not a thing. He just lets out a long sigh and buries his face in his hands.]

[she claps him on the shoulder] Welcome to Siren's Port.

[Those hands drop away. He looks pretty mortified.]

Dude, that is so wrong. I mean seriously.

'Cause you aren't gonna get the tail you thought you were?

'cause I was chasing it to begin with!

'Cause you're supposed to know I'm normally a guy?

It's not like I've still got a cock or somethin'.

Augh, god, can we just... not talk about your cock right now.

[she shakes her head and slides off the stage - remembering to smooth her skirt down when her thighs feel chillier all of a sudden. Ahem.]

You've gotta admit it's a pretty good prank. You've got girls everywhere to flirt with anyway. - I know for a fact I saw a redhead checkin' you out when you were workin'.

[Dryly:]

Yeah? Was she a girl for real?

You'll have to ask her first. ...Probably a good policy anyway.

Well I ain't used to guys spontaneously growing tits.

[Sam waves a hand - okay, okay, she gets it, you're weirded out]

You can go back to gettin' the sound set up.

Already set up.

[Yes, he was just fucking around a little extra as an excuse to keep checking her out.]

[she laughs, shakes her head] You must've been a ladykiller at home.

Don't hate a player.

Uh huh.

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