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Hey - [Sam looks very busy! He's in his office at Merlotte's, gathering up files, folders...] - wanted to let everybody know to come down to Merlotte's tonight, we've got a few stand-up comics hired for the night show and some drink specials. I won't be there though, I've got to meet with some people about gettin' a loan, but I've got someone I used to work with at Club 24 coverin' for me tonight. She's real sweet, so I want ya'll to make her feel welcome, okay? - And don't think this means you can act up in the club; I'll still be back to kick ya'll in the ass tomorrow if you do.

[he grabs his keys, waves at the NV and sets it face-down on his desk. There's a muffled conversation, and soon after a woman picks the NV up and smirks]

...Hey there. I'm Sandra - I'll be watchin' the bar for Sam tonight. Hope to see you all in.

((APRIL FOOLS - with a little help from the devil, Sam's in touch with his feminine side tonight and plans to troll you all. You can respond to this like a post or start an action thread in the club!))

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'Cause you aren't gonna get the tail you thought you were?

'cause I was chasing it to begin with!

'Cause you're supposed to know I'm normally a guy?

It's not like I've still got a cock or somethin'.

Augh, god, can we just... not talk about your cock right now.

[she shakes her head and slides off the stage - remembering to smooth her skirt down when her thighs feel chillier all of a sudden. Ahem.]

You've gotta admit it's a pretty good prank. You've got girls everywhere to flirt with anyway. - I know for a fact I saw a redhead checkin' you out when you were workin'.

[Dryly:]

Yeah? Was she a girl for real?

You'll have to ask her first. ...Probably a good policy anyway.

Well I ain't used to guys spontaneously growing tits.

[Sam waves a hand - okay, okay, she gets it, you're weirded out]

You can go back to gettin' the sound set up.

Already set up.

[Yes, he was just fucking around a little extra as an excuse to keep checking her out.]

[she laughs, shakes her head] You must've been a ladykiller at home.

Don't hate a player.

Uh huh.

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