Twelfth Trick: Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[The NV clicks on suddenly, picture sideways, a bit of ice melting on one corner of the screen (likely what knocked the device over and turned it on). The porch of the HoA and the lawn beyond it are recognizable.

As is the owner of the NV, standing on the lawn in the midst of snow drifts and a handful of large, blue skinned humanoids that are subsequently attempting to kill him.

Loki is clad in green leather.

And a gold horned helmet, which he is currently using as a weapon, running towards one of the blue skinned creatures with a hearty battle cry, goring the forst giant in his midsection. Swirls of ice, of green magic and a miniature army of garden gnomes dressed as the various Avengers are a perfect picture of chaos doing battle. The surroundings somehow remain in tact.]

I will defend the Port from ALL the frost giants! [He crows as the frost giant falls, body smashing to ice as it hits the ground. Loki's smile is wide, pupils dilated, cheeks flushed]

Pickles! They will sing your praises in Valhalla and the Hall of the Dead! I will do all of the cocaine!

[A gnome dressed as- well, it looks like Robin Hood, but it's really Fandral, moves to the NV and wags a finger at it before turning it off.]

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[allucinator]

Who the hell gave you coke!

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[doeswhathewants]

[He's flushed and laughing]

Coke is a drink, Jack.

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[hostage]

[Whatever the fuck it is he's seeing, it's awesome.]

Yeahhhh! Right on!

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[doeswhathewants]

Lo, you are witness to the play of the gods!

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[graceful_cutter]

What are you doing? [She's clearly a little cross with his actions. Tomfoolery, all of it.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Amy! Have you tried this? It is wonderful- ah perhaps you should not. Or mix it in blood! We can kill the frost giants together!

[plum_that_snaps]

Loki? What are you doing? Those aren't— [There's worry in her voice, but she's just bewildered. He looks like he's... playing. Which she approves of. But there's an edge of, well, crazy, in there, too.]

[doeswhathewants]

Shh, don't worry, they aren't real frost giants. I made them to train with! [He's grinning and the ice is melting off of the curved horns of his gold helmet.]

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[icy_heavens]

[Hitsugaya isn't sure what exactly is going on here. He's also not a hundred percent sure what cocaine is, but this behaviour is only confirming whatever grasp he's had of it before. He wouldn't even reply to this, but he's seen . . . what's-his-face -- damn his memory issues! -- talking to Hinamori on the network before. Therefore, this is of concern to him.]

What the hell is wrong with you?

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[doeswhathewants]

You dare question the will of Loki!

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[thelittlestbub]

[Oh for the love of Christ. She does not need this. In fact? This is the exact opposite of what she needs.]

LOKI! LOKI DAMMIT! QUIT KILLING FROST GIANTS ON THE LAWN!

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[doeswhathewants]

[He will let you kill a frost giant?]

Where shall I kill them, then, fair Jubilee?

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[defineshinky]

Oh my God! Don't do all the cocaine!

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[doeswhathewants]

Perhaps I will share! ... do you wish to stop the invading Jotun as well?

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[ And he's just...watching all of this. Vaguely bemused. ]

Really?

permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

Yes, this is real life!

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[the_dead_pool2]

[He is totally going to make a copy of this]

Gods these days, snorting cocaine and fighting frost giants in the front yard what next?

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[doeswhathewants]

[He should. It is hilarious.]

Do not approach my swag with your hating!

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[axetrid]

...Cocaine?

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[doeswhathewants]

A mortal creation! Though with terrible effects on mortals that are entirely lessened on gods. [See? He's still a bit responsible.]

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[summing_it_up]

[After his rock starts functioning like a normal NV, Hiccup is just going to stare dumbly at this display.]

What in the world– Loki???

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[doeswhathewants]

[Loki just stares back]

....training.

[momchester]

LOKI.

[doeswhathewants]

What? [Panic! He doesn't know what that tone is, but it makes him want to apologize for something.]

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[reginagloriae]

Huh? What are you doing?

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[doeswhathewants]

Frost giants! I am defending us all, Youko! Stay behind the Gnomevengers!

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[hejhej]

[Her cigarette is idle between her lips as she stares at the video in disbelief.]

Calm down there, Rambo.

[doeswhathewants]

I cannot rest until the city of Siren's Port of the Kingdom of Canadia is free from the Jotun threat!

video; oh my god I can't breathe

[ninthserenade]

Giants?! Oh, come on! I thought the Darkness stuff was bad eno--

<sub>[Wait. He just killed it. Okay. That's... That's good.

Right?]</sub>

...The heck is cocaine?

BUAHAHA

[doeswhathewants]

Frost giants! From Jotunheim!

...it is like a thousand Red Bull elixirs. Only white. And powder.