sirenspull | Twelfth Trick: Permavideo

[The NV clicks on suddenly, picture sideways, a bit of ice melting on one corner of the screen (likely what knocked the device over and turned it on). The porch of the HoA and the lawn beyond it are recognizable.

As is the owner of the NV, standing on the lawn in the midst of snow drifts and a handful of large, blue skinned humanoids that are subsequently attempting to kill him.

Loki is clad in green leather.

And a gold horned helmet, which he is currently using as a weapon, running towards one of the blue skinned creatures with a hearty battle cry, goring the forst giant in his midsection. Swirls of ice, of green magic and a miniature army of garden gnomes dressed as the various Avengers are a perfect picture of chaos doing battle. The surroundings somehow remain in tact.]

I will defend the Port from ALL the frost giants! [He crows as the frost giant falls, body smashing to ice as it hits the ground. Loki's smile is wide, pupils dilated, cheeks flushed]

Pickles! They will sing your praises in Valhalla and the Hall of the Dead! I will do all of the cocaine!

[A gnome dressed as- well, it looks like Robin Hood, but it's really Fandral, moves to the NV and wags a finger at it before turning it off.]

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And you're sure you're going to be okay? I mean, I didn't know child gods could even be affected by coke.

[Sigh] I can already feel the effects waning.

Hey man. You don't need 'em. Hugs before drugs. Or something.

Why?

Because... drugs are bad. You feel good for a little while and then feel bad for a long while. That's just science.

I am rather sure that's not how it works with gods.

...if you are inclined, I shall show you for yourself sometime.

You shall... show me?

I can grant you with a day of godhood. From sunrise to sunset.

[Pause. Paaause.]

Shut up.

What? Why?

No, not-- It's an expression. Like, "Get out of town!" Or "No way."

I cannot get out of town, and I am very capable of fulfilling what I offer.

I-- Expression. I am in disbelief. Because it's not every day someone says, "Hey, I can totally god you up."

But I'm sure you can.

Only for a day.

It will be an adventure!

I dunno. [But already, her eyes are lighting up. God powers? That would be so awesome.] This isn't some kinda trick, is it? Do I have to sign anything?

No signing a thing!

No tricks, just a bit of mischief.

Well I do like mischief.

Excellent! No takebacks!

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